Based on my own experiences, I feel compelled to tell you that vodka is the devil's drink. I have had nothing but bad experiences when I drink clear instead of beer.
That being said, from biker booze to petite vodka pubs, check out all of the invigorating vodkas which you may love, but would send me running for the porcelain.
Implications - If you are searching for a new type of poison to wet your palette the next time you party it up, you will definitely want to make your way through this entire list. You'll be ready to down some shots and go out for a wild night once you've made it to the end.
65 Invigorating Vodkas
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Futuristic Surrealism Vodka Ads
Absolut World
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Liquid Resurrections
Jimi Hendrix Electric Vodka Lets You Party Like a (Dead) Rockstar
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Ads With Naughty Symbolism
Skyy Vodka's "Twig and Berries"
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Legless Women Ads
Moldovan Vodka Takes the Limbs out of Commercials
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Energy Vodka
P.I.N.K. Vodka is Infused With Caffeine & Guarana
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Bong Vodka
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Luxury Liquor Secrets
Gold Flakes Vodka Has the Midas Touch
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Glittering Vodka Jackets
Absolut Masquerade
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Viral Vodka Ad
Abolut Disco: Dance Like No One's Watching
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Diamond Filtered Vodka
£540,000 A Bottle
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24K Gold Vodka Bottle
Donald Trump Vodka at Moscow Millionaire's Fair
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Spring Water + Alcohol = Smirnoff Source Looks Like a Bottle of Water
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Chocolate Vodka Shots
Tasty!
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Drinking Shoes
Walk With Your Vodka
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Alcohol Firearms
Red Army Vodka's AK-47 Shoots Out Booze
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Sparkling Vodka
The Champagne of Vodkas
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Roberto Cavalli Vodka
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Square One Organic Vodka
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Fur-Boycotting Tangos
"Dancing with the Stars" Pro Karina Smirnoff Poses for PETA
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Dancing in Tubes
"The Set" Club in Miami Beach
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Luxury Combo Drinks
Hpnotiq Blends Premium Vodka + Cognac + Juice
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Fake 90s Party Pics
Vodka-Fueled Bash at the ‘Thrillist Loft' Inspires Retro Fashion S
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Blank Bottle Branding
Absolut Vodka No Label Edition Coming in September
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Dual Purpose Booze Bottles
Absolut Vodka Releases Eco-Friendly Packaging
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Lychee Premium Vodka
Is Lichido the New Crystal?
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Ice Jackets
Vodka in the Rocks
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Diamond-Filtered Alcohol
Diamond Standard Vodka
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Controversial Map Ads
Absolut Vodka Appologizes for World Mexico
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Subtitles for the Opposite Sex
Absolut Vodka Ad Decodes What Women & Men Really Mean
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Biker Booze
Absolut Vodka Launches Rock Edition to Celebrate Rock & Roll
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Breaking The Rules Of Design
Vertikal Vodka's Neckless Bottle
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Rapper Alcohol
Dr. Dre Launches Cognac & Vodka Range and Detox Album
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Stiletto Vodka
Chocolate, Mint & Vanilla
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Buying Liquor to Plant Trees
TRU Organic Vodka Treevertising
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Carnivorous Cocktails
Bacon-Flavored Vodka Sales Soar in Alcohol Market
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Ssssslick Vodka Campaign
Absolut Pear Snake Ads on TouchTunes
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DIY Vodka Lamp
Fun With Empties
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Manga Matrioska Invaders
Smirnoff Black Milan Ad
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Petite Vodka Pubs
The Absolut Pop-Up Minibar Adds a Little Flavor to a Dull Night
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Branded Vodka for Movie Promos
Crystal Head Fuels Ghostbusters III Rumors
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Smirnoff Tea Party
Viral Vodka Ad
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Bacon Flavor Vodka Recipe
Yes, Everything is on the Web
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Eco-Luxury Alcohol
360 Vodka
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Candy-Flavored Liquor
Skittles-Infused Vodka Promises Rainbows and Hangovers
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Veggie Flavoured Vodka
'Three Olive' Tomato Vodka
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Organic Alaskan Vodka
Permafrost Capitalizes on Sarah Palin Mania
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Bedazzled Booze Bottles
Swarovski Crystal Studded Iordanov Vodka for Upscale Toasting
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Hangover-Free Liquor
Pincer Milk Thistle & Elderflower Vodka
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Vodka for Women
Russia Targets Female Drinkers with Damskaya
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Social Vodka Networks
Christiania Crowns Site
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Alcoholic Music Accessories
The Smirnoff Speaker Jacket Pumps Out the Tunes & Chills the Booze
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Snorting Vodka Shots
Amy Winehouse and Prince Harry Create Personal ‘Gas Chambers'
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Energy Enhanced Vodka
The New Vodka & Red Bull
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Dissecting Vodka
Absolut Ad Mixes Media
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Vegetable Vodka
Square One Cucumber Flavor
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Vincent Van Gogh Vodka
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Garlic Vodka
Vicious Breath in a Shot
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Mobster Branded Liquor
Godfather Vodka Set to Hit Vendors Spring 2010
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Stuffed Olives
Chopin Vodka Adds Flavour Signature Martinis
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Confessional Vodka Shots
Naughty Vicars at the Guilty Pleasures Disco
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Artisan Chipotle Vodka
Hangar One's Latest Flavored Tipple Tantalizes the Tongues of Spicy Food Fa
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Rainbows From Plastic Chairs
The Glue Society's Colorful Subzero Arch for 42 Below Vodka
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Icewine Martinis
Single-Pour Niagara Vice Fuses Vodka and Dessert Wine
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Tea Turf Wars
Boyz in the Hillz for Smirnoff Ice
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Vodka Sting Soothers
The Altuse Website Gives You Different Uses for Everyday Products
Related Ideas
Film-Centric Mixology Kits
The Absolut x WICKED Exclusive Cocktail Kit Boasts Hidden Surprises
Spontaneous Summer Picnics
Absolut Vodka & Sprite's HANGOUT-OF-HOME Inspires Unplanned Gatherings
Bong-Shaped Vodka Bottles
Illadelph Vodka is a Premium Product in Uniquely Shaped Glassware
Ready-to-Sip Sparkling Aperitifs
The Spritz by Sazerac is Sweet, Bitter and Bubbly
Premium High-ABV Cocktails
DIO Canned Cocktails are Low in Sugar & Calories with 15% ABV
Ketone Alcohol Alternatives
Hard Ketones Makes an Alternative to Alcohol That Offers a Real Buzz
Alternative Energy Drinks
AVVIKA Delivers a Natural, Better-for-You Boost Without Caffeine
Flask Phone Cases
Body Vodka Created a Take-Anywhere Transparent Flask Phone Case
Bubbly Low-Calorie Mocktails
Maison Perrier Chic is a Luxe Alternative to Alcoholic Beverages
Film-Inspired Cocktail Experiences
Absolut Vodka Hosted a Wicked Cocktail Event in NYC
Alcohol Alternative Tinctures
Apothékary Launches the Limited-edition Free Spirit Minis Gift Set
Ready-to-Pour Tinned Spirits
Departed Spirits Disrupts the Category with Flask-Like Packaging
Fruity Vodka Crossover Drinks
Absolut® Introduces a New Ready-to-Drink Range with Ocean Spray
Ready-to-Serve Canned Mocktails
Mocktails Uniquely Crafted Makes Convenient Cocktail Alternatives
Bubble-Free Hard Ice Teas
Surfside Introduced New Summer-Ready Flavors
Bar-Quality Canned Cocktails
Wonderland Cocktails Launched Five New Canned Refreshments
Fruity Alcoholic Teas
Local Beverages Iced Tea Seltzers are Available in Five Distinct Flavors
Fizzy Vodka Crossover Cans
Absolut Vodka & Sprite Launches Across the UK in 12-Count Boxes
Single-Use Cocktail Sachets
Pax's Cocktail and Mocktail Mixes are Ready to Combine with Club Soda
Iced Tea-Infused Vodka Beverages
Surfside Has Been Making Waves Across the United States
Dopamine-Boosting Beverages
Illicit Elixirs are Non-Alcoholic, Caffeine-Free and Mood-Boosting
Indulgent Vodka Seltzers
PLAY HARD Seltzers Speak to a New Generation of Style & Flavor Seekers
Paper Vodka Bottles
Mother of Pearl Vodka Debuts the First Australian Vodka in a Paper Bottle
Crowd-Created Vodkas
Degen Distillery Co-Creates Spirits with a Community of Innovators
Gin Shooter Spirits
WATTSHOT Was Specifically Made to Be Enjoyed as a Shot
Italian Cafe Culture-Inspired Cocktails
These New NIO Cocktails Come in Four Varieties
Non-Alcoholic Cocktail Party Packs
SMASHD's Party All Day & Party All Night Packs are Replenishing
Collaboration QSR Canned Cocktails
The Shake Shack x ONLY™ Beverages Boozy Fifty/Fifty is Low-Cal
Adaptogenic Craft Mocktails
Zero Proof by Recess Shares Cocktail Flavors Without the Alcohol
Flavored Canned Cocktails
Bluebird Hardwater Expands Its Lineup with New Flavorful Offerings
High-ABV Sparkling Waters
RIKI Spirits' Vodka and Tequila-Based Drinks Come in at 7% ABV
Fruit-Forward Vodka Cocktails
The Squeezed Vodka Cocktails Come in Three Flavors
Cinnamon Sugar-Inspired Vodkas
Polar Ice Vodka & BeaverTails Collaborate on an Outrageous Flavor
Flavorful Vodka Seltzers
Playboy Ventures into Premium Vodka Seltzer Market with PLAY HARD
Festive Vodka Cocktails
VK Chocolate Orange is a Drinkable Take on a Classic Stocking Stuffer
Festive Ready-To-Drink Canned Cocktails
Surfside Iced Tea + Vodka Launches 12 Days of Holiday
Ethical Flavored Vodka Ranges
Dutch Barn Orchard Vodka Introduced Three New Flavored Spirits
Pouched Low-ABV Cocktails
NIO Cocktails Introduced Two New Lower-ABV Drinks
Festive Non-Alcoholic Apéritifs
De Soi's St. Moritz Mule Remixes the Classic Moscow Mule
Iced Tea-Inspired Vodkas
Boston Beer Company Unveils Sun Cruiser Iced Tea & Vodka
Ready-to-Serve Canned Cocktails
Whitebox Cocktails is Launching Three New SKUs
Citrusy Branded Spirit Cocktails
SKYY Vodka & Soda Comes in Two Flavor Options
Natural Honey-Flavored Vodkas
Absolut Hunni is Ready for Use in a Variety of Cocktail Recipes
Twist-to-Mix Espresso Martinis
DRNXMYTH's Double-Chambered Bottle Separates Alcohol & Ingredients
Boozy Christmas Cocktail Packs
The Wonderland 12 Cocktails of Christmas is Available from BrewDog
Nootropic Zero-Alcohol Cocktails
Noot Uses Cognitive Enhancers to Uplevel Drinking Experiences
Artisanal High-ABV Cocktails
Art & Rev Canned Craft Cocktails Pack a Punch in Every Serving
Dualistic Small-Batch Tequilas
Tequila Cayéya Unveiled El Diablo’s Elixir & The Spirit of an Angel
Party-Ready Mini Cocktails
The Drinks Bureau Makes Fun, Playful 10% ABV Cocktails in 150ml Cans
RTD No-Alcohol Cocktails
!MPROV Booze-Free Cocktails Take the Work Out of Mixing Quality Drinks
Indulgent Canned Martini Cocktails
Cutwater Spirits Boasts Two Ready-to-Drink Martinis
Two-Ingredient Vodka Campaigns
NEFT Vodka Launched 'Two Ingredients' for National Vodka Day
Ultra-Distilled Premium Vodkas
Lex by Nemiroff Pushes the Boundaries of Vodka
Socialite-Approved Canned Cocktails
Sprinter Canned Vodka Soda is Sweetened with Fruit Juice
Lifestyle-Driven Alcohol-Free Coolers
VK Blue 0.0% Comes as the Brand's First Alcohol-Free Option
Alcohol-Free Canned Cocktails
J2O Mocktails Come in Three Delicious Flavors with Natural Infusions
Citrusy Shooter Spirits
Absolut Nights Orange Peel is Inspired by Chinese Nightlife
Spiced Vodka-Based Shot Spirits
Absolut Nights Nordic Spice is Ready to Shoot
Internationally Inspired Low-ABV Cocktails
Spirited Brands is Introducing Soke and Soula
Hard Soft Drink Refreshments
Bottlegreen Vodka Spritz Was Created with Edwards 1902
All-Natural Color-Changing Spirts
Unicorn Distillery Makes Transformative Vodka & Tequila
Mixologist-Grade Canned Cocktails
be. Canned Cocktails Come in Five Flavors
Alps-Inspired Vodkas
Grey Goose Altius is Filtered at Subfreezing Temperatures
Premium Alcohol-Free Refreshments
Savyll Non-Alcoholic Cocktails are Arriving at Sainsbury's
Paloma-Inspired Craft Sodas
Devil's Foot Debuts the Zero Proof Paloma
Antihero-Inspired Gin Bottles
Aviation American Gin Created Six Specialty Deadpool Bottles
Icy Caffeinated Alcohol Refreshments
WKD X Drinks Come in Two New Flavor Options
Ready-To-Drink Classic Cocktails
GoodDays Focuses on Convenience and Quality in a New Market
Convenient After-Dinner Cocktails
Tip Top's Boulevardier Cocktail is Warm, Bitter & Easy to Enjoy
High-ABV Tailgate Drinks
Big Sipz's Tailgate Tour Shares a Taste of New Ready-to-Drink Flavors
Artistic Vodka Bottle Designs
Vodka by Saintwoods and Slumpy Kev Partner for an L.A. Exhibit
Single-Serve Cosmo Cocktails
Tip Top's Cosmopolitan Cocktail Comes in a 100ml Can
High-ABV Vodka Cocktails
Cutwater's Canned White Russian is Made with Two Real Shots of Vodka
Versatile RTD Cocktails
Diageo Debuts a Ready-to-Drink Cocktail Line Called The Cockail Collection
Canned Carolina Spirit Cocktails
Friend of the Devil Canned Cocktails Come in Two Varieties
Fruit-Forward Canned Cocktails
Smirnoff Smash Vodka Soda Comes in Four Flavors
Alcohol-Free Gin Alternatives
Beefeater 0.0% is Citrus & Juniper-Forward with None of the Alcohol
Adaptogenic Alcohol Alternatives
Huzzy Smart Sips Share a Buzz with Adaptogens and Nootropics
Branded Ready-to-Pour Cocktails
These Diageo Ready-to-Serve Cocktails Come in Three Options
Bottled Cosmopolitan Cocktails
Civil Pours Recently Unveiled the Cosmopolitan Bottled Cocktail
High-End Spirit Canned Drinks
The Cîroc Red Berry Sparkling Vodka Drink Adapts to Growing Demand
RTD Cherry-Vanilla Cocktails
Dirty Shirley with Cherry Vanilla Features Organic Cherry Juice
Ready-To-Drink Vodka Cocktails
Zeroes Beverages Debuts at the University of Alabama
Canned Premium Vodka Cocktails
These Canned Cîroc Cocktails Come in Two Options
Canned Booze-Free Cocktails
IMPROV is a Non-Alcoholic Beverage Revolutionizing Social Drinking
Vodka Chai Cocktails
The Dirty Chaitini from Yamba Distilling Incorporates Cultural Flavors
Alcohol-Infused Sorbets
Spiked Cocktail Sorbet Employs Nanoencapsulation Tech
Blue Raspberry Martinis
Funkin Cocktails' Nitro Infused Martini Appeals to Adult Gen Z Drinkers
Travel-Ready Mini Cocktails
Golden Rule Destination Cocktails are Compact for Adventures
Southern Heritage-Inspired Whiskeys
Dixie Vodka Hails from Charleston, South Carolina
Martini-Inspired Mocktails
Mavrik Launched a Pair of Martini-Style Cocktails Without Alcohol
RTD Whiskey Sours
Tip Top's Whiskey Sour is a Friendly Introduction to Whiskey Cocktails
Rebranded Modernized Vodka Ranges
Three Olives Vodka is Debuting New Branding and Formulations
Bar-Quality Canned Martinis
Crystal Head is Sharing Its Own Take on Classic Cocktails
Cost-Conscious Vodka Sodas
Slappy's Vodka Sodas are Simply Formulated and Budget-Friendly
Bar-Quality Canned Cocktails
These Round Barn Distillery RTD Cocktails Come in Four Flavors
Nostalgic High-ABV Cocktails
Dirty Shirley Extra Dirty is a Boozy Reimagining of a Childhood Drink
Aromatic French-Style Aperitifs
Botivo's First Limited-Edition Launch Pays Homage to Pastis
Bar-Quality Canned Cocktails
The Wonderland Canned Cocktails from BrewDog Come in Five Flavors
Espresso-Flavored Vodkas
SKYY Infusions Espresso Simplifies Espresso Martinis Made at Home
Modern Mule Mocktails
The Mule by Pari is a Zesty, Non-Alcoholic Beverage
LGBTQ+ Vodka Sodas
Gay Water is Destigmatizing the Word "Gay"
Honey Wine Hard Seltzers
Citrus Mead Vodka Seltzer is a Collab Between a Winery & Distillery
Mediterranean-Inspired Vodkas
CÎROC Limonata Has Tangy Citrus and Italian Lemon Notes
Experimental Herbal Liqueurs
9556 Nights of Exploration is a Limited Jägermeister Expression
High-ABV Canned Cocktails
The Vosa Spirits High Line Tropics Collection Has Four Flavors
Decadent RTD Espresso Martinis
BrewDog's Chocolate Orange Espresso Martini is Canned
Ultra-Premium Cocktail Expansions
Deko Cocktails Announced its Launch into the U.S.
Whimsical Booze-Free Beverages
Everything But The Booze Sells Non-Alcoholic Mocktails in Cans
Extra-Tart Canned Vodka Drinks
Lemada Vodka Lemonade Comes in Two Flavor Options
Beignet-Inspired Vodka Products
Beignet Vodka Embodies the Cultural Essence of New Orleans
Grapefruit-Flavored Pink Vodkas
SOBIESKI Vodka Launches a New Grapefruit-Flavored Vodka
Non-Alcoholic Spritzers
Weekday Vibes Uses Dealcoholized Wine as a Base for Its Beverages
Alcohol-Free Highball Cocktails
Everleaf and Tayēr + Elementary Created a Juicy, Spicy Mocktail
Collaboration Scottish Soda Cocktails
The Funkin Irn-Bru Vodka Martini Has 5% ABV
Ready-to-Pour Cocktail Gifts
The Deko Cocktails Gift Box Pairs Signature Serves with Garnishes
Festive Vodka Campaigns
Patrick Schwarzenegger is Ketel One's First-Ever Spirit Advisor
Umami Mushroom Vodkas
Local Heroes No 1 Mushroom Cabinet Vodka is Uniquely & Intensely Flavored
Lemon-Flavored Vodka Expressions
Felene Vodka Introduces the New Blucifer Lemon Flavored Vodka
Skull-Like Vodka Bottles
Crystal Head Vodka Launches an Exclusive Bone Bottle for Halloween
Ready-to-Pour Bottled Cocktails
These New Absolut Cocktails Come in Two Flavor Options
Retro RTD Cocktails
Bikini Island Shares Explosive Flavor, Real Spirits and 100 Calories Per Can
Citrus Tea Vodka Cocktails
This Cocktail Combines Organic Tea With Five-Times Distilled Vodka
Vibrant Wine Alternatives
Kally Crafts Non-Alcoholic Drinks with Fruit, Botanicals & Verjus
Rosy Vodka Spritz Refreshments
This Rozél Rosé Vodka Canned Spritz Has Light, Fruit-Forward Notes
Decadent Vodka Chocolate Liqueurs
Wild Knight Chocolate Martini Liqueur is Meant to Be Savored
Consumer-Driven Canned Cocktails
These Eristoff Canned Cocktails Come in Two Options
Aromatic Alcohol-Free Aperitifs
iessi's Bittersweet L'aperitivo is Unapologetically Alcohol-Free
Texas Brewery Spirit Ranges
Shiner Spirits Come in Three High-Quality Expressions
Fruity Branded Liqueurs
WKD Launches the WKD Vibe Liqueurs in Five Tropical Variants
Raspberry-Flavored Premium Vodkas
Spar is Launching a New Raspberry Vodka Spirit in the UK
Tangy Juice-Infused Vodkas
Polar Ice Releases its Orange Blizzard Flavored Vodka
Savory Milk Punches
Project Alla Vodka is Prepared with Tomato Water and Clarified Dairy
Zesty Organic Vodkas
Purity Distillery Debuts its Purity Citron that's Inspired by Italian Lemons
Eco-Friendly Vodka Cocktails
Bali Water's Paradise Pack Helps to Tidy Up Waterways
Multi-Alcohol Variety Packs
Carbliss' Drink Variety Pack Offers a Taste of Three Types of Spirits
Tropical High-ABV Beverages
Seagram's Escapes Spiked Share Refreshment & a Higher Alcohol Content
Miniature Martini Pairings
NYC’s The Tusk Bar Serves a Trio of Smaller Martinis with Oysters
Artfully Downsized Martini Glasses
Chopin and Fferrone Launch the Ernestine Mini Martini Capsule
Clarified Cocktail Menus
Taki Taki's Clarified Cocktails are Smooth and Transparent