Rock me sexy Jesus! Or so says the song, and maybe we should all take the good Lord's lead, and bring J.C. into every aspect of our live. Here are 19 Jesus-ified indulgences, items that you can buy, that may/may not reprieve you of certain temporal sins, from Jesus-endorsed hamburgers to holy sports heroes.
Implications - Religion is still a dominant cultural force in the lives of millions of people worldwide, and these particular innovations highlight that products that keep this fact in mind continue to find success so long as they are tasteful. Companies looking for a niche need not write off the role of spiritual imagery just yet, and in fact would be wise to do anything but.
18 Jesus-ified Indulgences
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Religious Fashion
Teenage Millionaire's Jesus & Mary Line
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Jesus Hair Editorials
Patrick Petitjean is 'On the Road' in Vogue Homme
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Unusual Religious Iconography
10 Pieces of Subverted Jesus Artwork
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Messiah Merlot
Jesus Juice is Hoping To Be Ressurrected
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Jesus Astronaut Figure is Taking Off
13
Religious Imagery Remixes
Mashup of Random Images of Jesus and the Virgin Mary
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Artistic Coat Hanger
Jesus Welcomes You
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Creative Open Church Promotion
Black, Female & Hip Jesus
10
Holy Sports Heroes
"Jesus Is My Coach" Statues
9
Lego Jesus
‘Christus' Statue Made Of 30,000 Toy Blocks Unveiled for Swedish Easter
8
Blashphemous Cosmetics
Looking Good for Jesus Banned in Singapore
7
Jesus-Endorsed Burgers
Christ the Redeemer's Favorite Fast Food is the Big Bob Burger
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Religious Baking
Jesus Cookie Cutters Shape Sinfully Delicious Treats
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Jesus Loves... LEDs?
Customizable Blue LED Crucifix
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Chocolate As Art
6 Foot Tall Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus
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Dress Up Jesus Online
Famed Magnets Sets Are Now Online
2
Multi-Purpose Religious Relics
The Jesus Coat Hanger
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Chiptune Christmas Songs
‘8 Bit Jesus' is Nerdtastic
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