How did Holly Madison, at 28, deal with 82-year-old Hugh Hefner? That's way past senile, and considering she still wants to be a mom, it was about time Holly Madison realized the age gap between her and Mr. Playboy.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn't very much in the cards for me... So there has to be a certain reality there. And I'm sure the time will come when she'll be dating others. That's part of the transition," Hefner had said of Holly Madison.
I'd like to think he's doing it out of the goodness of his own heart. Holly Madison should be with someone young and fit, like her new beau Cris Angel.
The slide show below highlights some of my suggestions for the types of things most people Hugh Hefner's age are interested in. If Holly Madison really wanted to seek revenge for the break up, a public delivery of these items would be in order.
31 Cool Things for Seniors
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Digitally Aged Celebrities
Stars Who Died Young as Seniors
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Viagra Ring
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Hire a Granny
NetGranny Knits You Custom Socks
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Fitness Competitions for Seniors
79 Year-Old Bodybuilder Ray Moon
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Seniors on the Catwalk
Yohji Yamamoto's Paris Runway
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Senior Superheroes
Aging Comics by Donald Soffritti
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Seniors on the Catwalk (Again)
Ann Demeulemeester Spring 2009
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High Fashion Granny Panties
Elle Cover Features Highwaisted Undies
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Cell Phones for Seniors 2
Easy Mobile Calling
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Human Air Bags
Prop Safety Devices For Seniors
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Electric Anti-Aging Masks
Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toner
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Mobiles for Seniors
The Fit Phone
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Seniors in Fashion Ads
Lauren Hutton, 65, for Mango
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iPod Case For Old Ladies
Grannytunes
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Seniors On YouTube
Jewish Grandma's "Feed Me Bubbe" Podcast
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Car Signs for Boomers
Geezer on Board
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Cell Phones for Seniors
ClarityLife
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Fashionable Hearing Aids
Geezer Gadgets Hit the Catwalk
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Fountain of Youth Pills
Anti-Aging Drugs
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Geek Glasses For Geezers
Eyetonomy SightMate
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Hip Hop Grannies
Dance Teams for Seniors
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Super Viagra
Computer Aided Libido Discoveries
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Disney Targets 60+ Market
Tokyo Disneyland & DisneySea Discount Seniors
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Senior Models To Reflect Product Aging
Goodyear Model for Tires that Never Get Old
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Digitally Aged Super Man?
Making Seniors "Vroom" on Flickr
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Active Aging
Fencing and Sword Fighting Seniors in Australia
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Seniors on Facebook
Comedy Sketch On Granny Poking
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Viagra Ice Cream
A Hard Treat To Beat
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Geriatric Train Sets
Racing Grannies
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Movie Reviews By Seniors on YouTube
Reel Geezers
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Nostalgic Winter Intimates Campaigns
SKIMS' Holiday Campaign Was Inspired by Vintage Magazines
Show-Inspired Miniature Toy Sets
The Stranger Things Polly Pocket is an Adorable Playset
Fashion Collaborative Toy Cars
MSCHF's Hot Wheels Car is Packed with Dents and Scratches
Cat-Inspired Camera Collections
Hello Kitty's Strawberry Kawaii Collection is Nostalgic and Fresh
Retooled Reimagined Lifestyle Sneakers
Masha Popova Remixes a Pair of adidas Superstars
Lifesize 90s Doll Experiences
Airbnb Presents 'Playdate at Polly Pocket’s Compact'
Expansive QSR Toy Ranges
McDonald's Japan Hello Kitty Happy Meals Mark the Character's Birthday
Artisanal Easter Chocolates
The 2024 Easter Collection by Purdys Chocolatier is Decadent
Age Inclusive Romantic Lingerie Ads
Bluebella's Valentine's Day Campaign Boasts Marie Helvi
Bridal Shapewear Campaigns
The SKIMS Wedding Shop Shares Bridal Intimates, Loungewear & More
Celebrity-Backed Used Furniture Sales
Kaiyo Collaborates with Sonja Morgan from Real Housewives
Plush Flower Exhibitions
Cj Hendry's Flower Market Features Custom Floral Designs
Gen Alpha Barbie Launches
Barbie Announces New Doll Lineup Targeted Towards Older Fans
Youth Beauty Boutiques
Hamleys Boutique: Be You is an Inspiring Space for Kids Ages Four to 14
Age-Appropriate Skincare Campaigns
Dove's #TheFaceof10 Addresses Unsafe Gen Alpha Skincare
Toasted Marshmallow Whiskeys
Swiss Miss and Hotel Tango Distillery Concoct the ’Shmallow Whiskey
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Inclusive Beauty Campaigns
The e.l.f. 'Judge Beauty' Campaign Will be Featured at Super Bowl 2024
Undefined Relationship Candies
Sweethearts Created Situationships Conversation Hearts for Gen Z
Portable Compact Fantastical Toys
Mattel Creations Unveils the Polly Pocket Harry Potter Set
Playful Modern Art Shows
Brent Estabrook Debuts 'Storytime' at the Maddox Gallery in Switzerland
Spooky TV Series Dolls
Mattel Released a New Wednesday Addams Collection
Mid-Life Sex Festivals
Davina McCall Debuts World's First Menopausal Sex Festival for Gen X Women
Nostalgic Fashion-Tech Collabs
Sandy Liang and Android Partner Up to Turn Tech Stylish
Ultra-Chic Vintage-Inspired Swimwear
Rumored's Vintage Swim Collection is Head-Turning
Kidult Baby Shoes
MSCHF's Super Baby Collection Supersizes Chunky, Colorful Footwear
Romantic Size-Inclusive Intimates
Gabi Gregg Unveils a New Intimates Capsule with Playful Promises
Convention-Challenging AC Campaigns
Samsung's WindFree Ad Stars a Savvy Grandma-Fluencer
Next-Gen Hatching Toys
Spin Master is Reinventing Hatchimals with a Reimagined Egg
Actor-Starring Collaborative Fashion
The Elder Statesman and UGG Join Forces on a Capsule
Colorful Dog Bed Collections
HAY Dogs and Holly Golightly Join Forces on New Designs
Young Travellers-Targeting Campaigns
Progressive Insurance Has Introduced a New Campaign
Elevated Senior Essentials
Remsen Redefine Aging with Beautifully Designed Everyday Goods
Decayed Car Playsets
Hot Wheels x Daniel Arsham Features Stylistically Aged Designs
Whimsical Pool-Inspired Exhibitions
Cj Hendry Showcases Her Public Pool Exhibition
Adult-Targeted Easter Treats
These Seasonal Easter Products Come in Baileys and Guinness Options
Senior-Inspired QSR Treats
McDonald's Grandma McFlurry Has Ice Cream, Candy and More
Commentated Toy Unboxings
Jason Kelce Delivered a Play-by-Play of Hatchimals Alive Mystery Hatch
Doll-Inspired Coffee Table Books
Assouline Creates the New Barbie Coffee Table Book
Attachable Candy-Shaped Pockets
The Christian Cowan SS 24 Collection Features Oversized Pockets
Dynamic Miniature Music Stages
Love Hultén Joins Way Out West on the Future Fan Stage
Toy-Themed Jelly Beans
Jelly Belly and Mattel Partnered on Two Toy-Inspired Products
Indulgent Vodka Seltzers
PLAY HARD Seltzers Speak to a New Generation of Style & Flavor Seekers
Gen Alpha Fitness Influencers
ASICS' Little Reminders Inspires Adults to Make Movement Joyful
Targeted Gen Alpha Skincare
Hi!papa Makes Personal Care for Kids Ages Three to 12 in China
Social Media-Free Flip Phones
The HMD Barbie Phone Fuses Nostalgic Style with Digital Wellness
Senior-Friendly Snacks
These Packaged Snacks Speak to the Needs of Senior Snackers
Characterized Haircare Campaigns
NEXXUS Debuts 'The Style Swap' Campaign Starring Lindsay Lohan
Adult-Targeted Plush Toys
Build-A-Bear After Dark Shares Gifts & Collectibles for "Kidults"
Celebrity Pride Partnerships
Betsey Johnson and Miley Cyrus Announce a Happy Hippie Partnership
Retro Appliance Baby Monitors
The Conceptual SMEG Baby Monitor by Priyanshu Maiti is Cutesy
Makeup-Free Fashion Campaigns
Pamela Anderson's Fresh Face Stars in Proenza Schouler's 2024 Shoot
Nostalgic Cosmetic Cases
Caboodles x Taste Beauty x Hershey's Collaborated on a Beauty Organizer
Non-Alcoholic Electrolyte Cocktails
SMASHD Captivated Millennials & Gen Z with Its Debut Campaign
Over-40 Haircare Collections
Commence Haircare Was Developed by Brooke Shields for Mature Hair
70s-Style Cat Snack Ads
Temptations' Creamy Purrrr-ée Treats Star in a Nostalgic Holiday Ad
Experiential Social Clubs
Marshalls' Good Stuff Social Club Empowers & Connects Women
Erectile Dysfunction Medication Ads
Phoenix Wants to Help Canadian Men ‘Rise Again’
Flavorful Vodka Seltzers
Playboy Ventures into Premium Vodka Seltzer Market with PLAY HARD
Non-Traditional Valentine's Wines
19 Crimes' Valentine's Wine Bottle Celebrates All Relationships
Female Celebrity-Branded Whiskies
Beyoncé Debuts SirDavis in Collaboration with Moët Hennessy
Maturity-Inspired Fashion Campaigns
Kachorovska Recently Launched Its Fall/winter 2023-24 Campaign
Healthy Aging-Supporting Shots
Happy Aging Debuts the Longevity Shot and the Biological Age Test
Chocolate-Covered Frozen Fruit Desserts
Hershey's Frozen Fruit Comes in Four Delicious Options
Charged Phone Ads
Apple's 'Miss You' Ad Features a Personified Plug Longing for a Phone to Charge
Adult Anti-Aging Skincare Brands
'Boomer Babe Beauty' Offers a Curated Anti-Aging Collection
Plush Apparel Collabs
The Squishmallows x H&M Collection Shares Personality-Packed Styles
Healthy Aging Support Platforms
The Bayer Age Factor™ Ecosystem Addresses Consumer Needs
Californian Canned Cocktails
Cali Cocktails Share the Taste of Agave Wine and Crisp Carbonation
Aspirational Mature Beauty Brands
Sarah Creal Beauty Delivers Luxe Problem Solvers for Women 40+
Nostalgic Fragrance Campaigns
Impulse & Frankie Bridge Faithfully Recreated Iconic 90s Looks
Pop Culture Bars
Basic is Building a Sports Bar for Pop Culture Fans
Young Boxer-Collaborative Campaigns
Fran Hennessy Joins Champion to Empower Young Women
Gen X Beauty Brands
Molly Sims Launches Yse Beauty for Those 40 Years and Older
Retro Family Photoshoots
Blue Bunny is Inviting Families to Pop-Up 90s-Themed Photoshoots
Villainous Board Game Campaigns
The Monopoly All is Fair Campaign Leans into Competition
Cheeky Martini Ads
Grey Goose's Classic Martini Cocktail Ad Pokes Fun at Celeb Creative Directors
Iconic Barbie Collectibles
Barbie Honors “Queen of Rock and Roll” Stevie Nicks with Collector Doll
Refned Retail Boutiques
242 Mulberry in Soho Offers an An Eclectic Mix of Products
Early Retirement Communities
The Cantinas by Taco Bell Invites Young Adults to Live Like Retirees
Ageism-Targeting Language Campaigns
Modern Age Has Launched the Aging Index
Country Singer QSR Meals
The Sonic Reba’s Sweetheart Meal is Arriving for Valentine's Day
Chinese Erotica-Inspired Spring Fashion
Chet Lo Presents a New Collection for SS24 During LFW
Supportive Menopause Supplements
Stripes Launches 'The Dream Date' for Sleep Support
Co-Branded Conversation Cards
Baileys Chocolate Liqueur & The Skin Deep Created Connection Cards
Branded Short Talk Shows
Progressive’s Dr. Rick Appeared as a Guest on Hot Ones
Traditional Handmade Easter Treats
These New Harbor Sweets Easter Products Come in Several Options
Bottled Milkshake Mixes
Crusha's Refreshed Identity Appeals to a New Generation
Oversized Athlete-Approved Candies
The Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies Come in Two Varieties
Album-Inspired Clothing Capsules
Pacsun x Paris Hilton Present the Infinite Icon Collection
Adaptive Senior Fashion
Joe & Bella Specializes in Modern, Adaptive Fashion for Seniors
Mom-Focused Luxury Fashion Lines
Stuart Weitzman & Sofia Richie Grainge Debut the Sofia Collection
Singer-Collaborated Game Campaigns
Nintendo and Raye Join Forces on a Series of Advertisements
Casual Gaming Furnishings
76-Year-Old Twitch Streamer Cath Bowie is the Face of IKEA BRÄNNBOLL
Charming Time Period-Inspired Furniture
West Haddon Hall Designs the Collection I of Furniture
Cheerful Spring-Ready Collaborative Fashion
Diane von Furstenberg Works on a Capsule with Target
Campfire-Inspired Cocktails
The S’mores Old Fashioned Cocktail is Full of Comforting Flavors
Book-Shaped Toolkits
The Hot Girl Toolkit by Mandy Supplies Women with Seven Must-Have Tools
Heavenly Behavioral Card Games
'The Holiest Crap' Card Game is Family-Friendly
Sophisticated Jello Shots
Solid Wiggles Shares Mixologist-Crafted Alcoholic Slices and Squares
Menopause Awareness Holidays
Stripes Beauty Established National Hot Flash Day in September
Inspiring Entreprenurial Dolls
The American Girl 2025 Girl of the Year Speaks to Gen Alpha
Customizable Color-In Sleepwear
The Crayola x Hanna Andersson Collection Inspires Creativity
Collaborative Archival Campaigns
Gap x Madhappy to Launch Exclusive 90s Collection
Kids Show Cosmetic Ranges
The Tubby Todd x Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Range is Limited-Edition
Nostalgic High-ABV Cocktails
Dirty Shirley Extra Dirty is a Boozy Reimagining of a Childhood Drink
Seasonal Spring Sandwiches
Ike’s Love & Sandwiches Created the New Easter Bunny & Patrick Sandwich
Age-Inclusive Board Games
Hasbro Revamps its Classic Board Games to Accommodate Aging Consumers
Simplistic Dynamic Game Experiences
Joelle Tindall Created the Unique Touch Egg Game
YouTuber-Inspired Developmental Toys
Spin Master Unveils a New Ms. Rachel Toy Collection
Adult-Focused Meal Combos
McDonald's Australia Debuts the Adult Happy Meal with McNugget Buddies
Film-Inspired Dessert Campaigns
EDWARDS® Desserts Has Collaborated with Actor Jason Biggs
Memory-Based Adult Card Games
Hasbro Introduces a New Party Card Game Dubbed Arschmallows
Jelly Bean-Inspired Toy Collections
These Jelly Belly Toys Were Created with the Incredible Group
Youth Intern Social Stunts
Louis Vuitton Hires a 13 Year Old Intern After Sketches Went Viral
Faux Santa Ad Spots
Mint Mobile's Ad Features "Greg" Who Looks a Lot Like Santa Claus
Student Travel-Entertainment Experiences
LVIN Offers Spring Break Adventures for 2025
Holistic Weight Management Tools
Health Kraft Me Empowers Women 40 and Above to Stay Healthy
Senior Cabaret Shows
A New Cabaret Experience at the Festival of Chichester Focuses on Seniors
Traditional Cartoon Artwork
Tokyo's National Museum Presents Hello Kitty: As I Change, So Does She
Exclusive Celebrity-Inspired Cocktail Menus
Frenchy Bar et Brasserie Presents an Eras Tour Menu
Celebrity-Backed Breakfast Mixes
The Latest Duncan Hines Dolly Parton Products are Arriving Now
Parental Gift Generators
The Parent Present Gift Generator Supports Gen Z & Millennial Shoppers
Parent-Focused Restaurant Menus
The Chuck E. Cheese Grown-Up Menu Caters to Adult Diners
Confectionary Candy Debuts
Hancocks Debuts a Series of Candies for the Autumn Season
Personalized Holiday Newsletters
Pics & Wishes is a Line of Multi-Media Greetings
Retro-Chic Nostalgic Flip Phones
HMD and Mattel Join Forces on a Bright Pink Barbie Phone
Martini-Inspired Candies
The Sugarfina x Chopin Collection Shares Cocktail-Themed Sweets
April Fool's Lifestyle Collections
Nugget Introduced Its 'Most Trendiest - High Endiest' Line Yet
Cake-Infused Bourbon Cocktails
This Clarified Cake Milk Punch Recipe is a Celebratory Treat
Boozy Easter Chocolates
Compartés' Dark Chocolate Easter Bunny is Whiskey-Infused & Gold-Flecked
Fanciful Festive Candy Ranges
The Latest Hancocks Christmas Range Includes Fan-Favorite Brands
Destigmatizing Perimenopause Series
Always Discreet's 'I Wish I Knew' Shares Women's Experiences
Hampton Bays Modern Retreats
Tami Wassong Designs a Charming Long Island Home for a Couple
Saucy Singer Autographs
Ed Sheeran Signs off Sauceographs Using Kraft Heinz Hot Sauce
Modernized Vegas Weddings
Bliss Wedding Chapel is a New Full-Service Venue on the Las Vegas Strip
Community-Oriented Aging Apps
Melissa Gilbert Debuts the Modern Prairie Lifestyle App for Women
Senior Enrichment Programs
Art Windsor-Essex Aims to Combat Social Isolation and More
Ardent Entertainment Campaigns
Steve Harvey Narrates the New Abu Dhabi Calendar Campaign