This list of alternative My Little Pony toys defies what the plastic animal is known to represent. Defined as one of the most iconic child's toys, which spreads cheer and happiness, also teaches children valuable lessons like "friendship is truly magical."
Though this is all nice and dandy, sometimes all of the pleasantry and cheer is a bit too sickly sweet. This list puts a bit of a twist on the conventional toy and gives it a satirical revamp. Some of the highlights include the Dexter inspired serial killer pony, which puts a sadistic twist on the usually lovable doll. Or, there's also a badass pony toy that would be perfect for your badass self.
Anyone with a more perverse sense of humor are bound to love any of these not so cuddly alternative My Little Pony toys.
19 Unconventional Pony Toys
From Alternative My Little Pony Toys to Celebrity Toy Ponies:
Ariel Weber — Dec 8, 2012 — Art & Design
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Anatomical Toy Ponies
This 'My Little Pony' Anatomical Sculpture Provides Insight
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Celebrity Toy Ponies
Mari Kasurinen's My Little Pony Collection Celebrates Pop Idols
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Pimped Plastic Ponies
The My Little Pony Project
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Undead Horned Equines
The Zombie My Little Pony Will Change Your Childhood Memories
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Gender-Specific Toy Remixes
'Inspectornills' Fuses My Little Pony and Transformers Together
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Bejeweled Childhood Toys
The ‘My Little Pony Project 2012' Presents One-of-a-Kind Char
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Sadistic Pony Toys
My Little Pony Gets its Own Serial Killer with My Little Dexter Pony
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Gruesomely Attached Dolls
The My Little Pony Centipede is Shockingly Sickening
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Custom My Little Pony's
Alternative Toy Pimping by Spippo
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Playful Pony Parodies
The New My Little Pony Promo Spoofs iPhone Ads
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Iconic Toy-Inspired Sweaters
The Rainbow Dash Hoodie is Perfect for 'My Little Pony' Fanatics
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Classic Toys Revamped
My Little Pony for the New Decade
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Real Life My Little Pony
Color Dyed Ponies For Parties
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Samurai Toy Makeovers
Jacob Borshard Presents the Clans of the Great Pony Rebellion
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Badass Pony Prose
The My Little Wu-Tang Clan Video Hilariously Dubs Rap Over My Little Pony
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Cute Toy Transformers
The Solid Snake Little Pony is a More Manly Version of the Classic Toy
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Zombie Pets
My Little Pony-Inspired Friends Aren't For The Faint-Of-Heart
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Galactic Girly Toys
These 'My Little Star Trek Ponies' are an Unlikely Remix
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Badass Toy Horses
Revamp Innocent Childhood Toys With My Little Pony Alternatives
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