If you love the added goodness salty swine meat brings to your life but could do without the guilt of calories or have an animal-loving conscious, the completely inedible bacon products will peak your porky interests.
Bacon, the delicious strips that have been the breakfast sidekick for centuries, are now being turned into wacky products that don't require the meat to be consumed whatsoever. There are innovations that give off the slightest whiff of meaty allure, like homemade hog candles or the appetizing alarms that wake you up with sizzling sounds and smell of bacon cooking in the morning. Then there are the porky accessories that include bacon shoes, cufflinks, watches and smartphone covers.
So if you can't stomach actually eating the succulent strips for whatever reasons, pig out on purchasing completely inedible bacon products instead!
60 Inedible Bacon Products

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Appetizing Alarms
The Wake n' Bacon Alarm Clock Wakes You up with Fresh Bacon

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Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World
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Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks
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Porky Fashion Accessories
The 'Meat-cessory' Collection Makes Being a Carnivore Fashionable
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Bacon Soap
How to Make Your Own
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Greasy Undergarments
Bacon Bras
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Periodic Pillows
Yellow Bug Boutique Creates Witty Couch Accents
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Equine Bacon Sculptures
The Meat Horse by AuTopsyTurvy Might Make You Turn Vegan
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Scented Suits
Bacon Tuxedo
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Bacon Accessories
8 Inedible Obsessions
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Delicious Porky Bouquets
These Bacon Roses are the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift for Your Man
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The Caroline Collection Cufflinks
From Bacon and Eggs to Corkscrews and Beer
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Bacon Candles
SweetSoaps.com Candle Crackles and Smells like the Real Thing
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Cuisine Phone Sleeves
The iPhone 4 Food Cases Look Real Enough to Eat
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Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Bacon and Eggs Scarf and Gloves Will Whet Your Winter Appetite
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Meaty iPhone Sleeves
The iPhone Bacon Case Provides Mouth-Watering Protection
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Bacon Breakfast Clocks
The Bakon Alram Clock Wakes You Up to a Smokey Scent
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Delicious Tablet Holders
The iPad Bacon Case Adds Some Grease to Your Gadgets
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Crispy Star Wars Recreations
The Bacon AT-AT is Darth Vader's Dream Breakfast
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Pork-Loving Charts
The ‘America's Favorite Bacon Dishes' Infographic is Surprisi
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Make Any Website Totally Porked at Bacolicio.us
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Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Artery-Clogging Cups
The Bacon Mug is a Heart Attack Waiting to Happen
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Tasty Pork Puffers
The BaconAir Allows You to Inhale Bacon
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Meaty Oral Hygiene
Start Off the Morning Right With Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste
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DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
Focus Your Peeves With 'Bacon of Hate' Project from Anti Craft
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Swine Strummers
The 'Bacon Love Blues' Guitar Tutorial is Not for Vegetarians
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Dishes Made of Pork
Bacon Cups and Bowls
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Bacon-Inspired Bath Bars
This Hamburger Soap is Topped with All the Fixings to Get You Clean
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Porky Lighting
The Bacon Lamp is a Meat-Lover's Dream
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Greasy Soap
Bacon Flu Soap Reminds you to Wash Away Germs
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Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Meaty Cut Covers
These Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages Help Cure Minor Chops
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Porky Post-Impressionism
Van Gogh for Breakfast Recreates a Painted Masterpiece in Meat
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Smokey Swine Soaps
ThinkGeek Bacon Soap Won't Make You Feel Greasy Post-Shower
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Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Juicy Jay Lets You Satisfy Greasy Breakfast Food Cravings With Smoke
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Bacon Balm
J&D Makes Your Kisses Memorable With Breakfast-Flavored Gloss
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Swine-Infused Scents
The Bacon Cologne is Uses the Essence of Pork
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Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks
Piggy Breath in Retro Tins
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Life-Sized Pork Piglets
The Pig Project Shows How Pigs are Born into This World to be Eaten
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Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Bacon Sunglasses
DQM & Oakley Frogskin Make 50 Pairs of the Pork Shades
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Bacon Bandages
Sexy and Delicious
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Pork-Loving Lights
The Love Me Some BACON LAMP is a Mouth-Watering Illuminator
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Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Breakfast Body Washes
This Bacon Soap is Guaranteed to Keep You Awake in the Mornings
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Meaty Breakfast Scarves
Wear the Bacon and Eggs Scarf for Cuisine Couture
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Pork-Flavored Dental Hygiene
The Bacon Floss
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Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Mmmvelopes from J & D's Make Snail Mail Delicious
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Meaty Neck Warmers
The Bacon Scarf is a Crispy Piece of Clothing
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Porky Celeb Portraits
The Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue Will Raise Money for Charity
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Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
The Delectable Bacon Christmas Ornaments Makes the Holidays Yummy
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Porky Serving Platters
The Bacon Platter is the Best Way to Serve Breakfast
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Bizarre Anonymous Videos
The Bacon Man
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Porktastic Paintings
This Bacon Starry Night is a Culinary Carnivorous Creation
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Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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Crispy Fridge Accessories
Bacon Slice Magnets are Not Porky the Pig-Approved
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Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Smokey Swine Snail Mail
The MMMMvelopes Are a Bacon-Flavored Treat
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Sparkly Onion-Flavored Rings
The Funyuns Princess Bag Features Edible Glitter
Playful Bath Products
Lush x Shaun the Sheep Bring 'Baa-rilliant' Fun to Your Bath Time
Pet-Safe Luxury Candles
Bougie Poochie Debuts a New Line of Conscientious Luxury Candle
Food-Inspired Novelty Candles
House of Savage Candles Look and Smell Like Cake
Sports-Event-Inspired QSR Deals
Wendy’s Announced $3 Son of Baconator Offer
Carbon-Made Butters
Savor Butter is Made with No Animal or Plant Ingredients
Edible Wrapper Snack Bars
One Good Thing Bars Have a No-Waste Formulation
Cereal-Flavored Bacon Products
Hormel Has Created New Black Label Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon
Breakfast-Themed Gummy Candies
Trader Joe's Just Added Bacon & Eggs Shaped Sweet Gummy Candies
Sweet-Savory Breakfast Sticks
Applegate's Pancake & Sausage Stick Adds Ease to Busy Mornings
Provocative AR Campaigns
NotCo's 'Not So Happy Animals' Presents Food Logos in a New Light
Festive Meat-Made Holiday Houses
The Edible Architecture Charcuterie Chalet Kit is Savory
Tofu-Inspired Fragrances
Pacifica Beauty's Baked Tofu Scent Brings Awareness to Mindful Choices
Edible Butter Candles
Papa Johns Created the Garlic Butter Candle for National Garlic Day
Protein-Packed Oat Puffs
B-Sides Crunch Puffs Come in Three Flavors
Seasoned Plant-Based Steak Bites
Impossible Steak Bites Add Meaty Taste and Texture to Any Meal
Contemporary Eco-Friendly Pet Accessories
Biting Edge Unveils Elevated Modern Pet Accessories
Savory On-the-Go Snack Bars
Fresh Food For Now Savory Bars Come in Two Flavors
Savory Breakfast Bites
Amylu's Breakast Bites are Free from Gluten, Nitrates and Nitrites
Spicy Snacking Trays
HORMEL GATHERINGS Bold and Spicy Tray Features Piquant Meats & Cheeses
Cannabis-Flavored Maple Syrups
WhistlePig Launched a 420-Inspired Barrel-Aged Maple Syrup
Easter Marshmallow DIY Kits
The Dip and Decorate Dozen Kit Features Decorative Edible Pens
Gut-Friendly Candy Products
Savvy Sweets Comes in Four Delicious and Familiar Varieties
Savory Meat Snack Products
Hungry Boar Snacks Come in Four Flavors Targeted Towards Adults
Cheeseburger-Inspired Breakfast Sandwiches
The Wendy's Sausage Bacon Deluxe Has a Hybrid Format
Bacon-Packed Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Bacon & Cheese Crazy Puffs are Arriving Now
Pig-Themed Popcorn Snacks
Popcorn Kitchen's Peter Pigs Pairs Gourmet Popcorn and Candies
Plant-Based Grilled Meats
Kraft Heinz Launches Plant-Based Hot Dogs and Sausages with NotCo
Snacking-Friendly Pickle Packets
Mrs Elswood Pickles Bites Come in Two Ready-to-Eat Options
Edible Savory Sprays
The Tofurky Gravy Spray is a Multitasking Fragrance
Korean-Style Canned Meats
SPAM Korean BBQ Flavored is Sweet and Spicy with Umami Flavors
Mycelium-Based Breakfast Patties
Meati Breakfast Patties are a Cleaner Breakfast Alternative
Savory BBQ Sundaes
Smokey Bones Serves Savory Sundaes with Brisket and Barbecue Pork
Meat Snack Product Ranges
Vermont Smoke & Cure Debuts New Products at Expo West 2025
Sour Bacon-Flavored Candies
Sour Punch Bacon Bites are Sweet, Sour and Savory All at Once
Cheesy Potato Snack Pies
The McDonald's Cheese Bacon Potato Pie is Arriving in Japan
Plant-Based Whole-Cut Porks
Juicy Marbles Unveiled its 'Meaty Meat Pork-Ish' Revolutionary Cut
Pop-Up Plant-Based Food Stalls
This Impossible Foods Foodservice Concept is at XMarket in Chicago
Cocktail-Flavored Meat Snacks
The WhistlePig Maple Old Fashioned Meat Stick Has Notes of Whiskey
Plant-Based Ham Pop-Ups
Heura's "Phamacy" Presents a Healthier Alternative to Animal-Derived Meat
Quirky Plant-Based Food Ads
Gosh! Food's Falafel Advertisement is Surprising
Plant-Based Meat Snack Sticks
Before the Butcher The Original Butcher Stick Has Sunflower Protein
Extra-Meaty Restaurant Burgers
Applebee's Whole Lotta Bacon Burger is Packed with Meat
Food-Based Body Bars
The Hygiene Bank & Goodwash Created The Edible Soap to Expose Hygiene Poverty
Portable Snacking Sticks
Snack Sticks by Porter Road is Available in Travel-Sized Pouches
Cheesy Artisan Meat Snacks
These New Country Archer Provisions Products Come in Two Options
Coconut-Based Pork Alternatives
Sangtubtim Inter Co. Makes Plant-Based Pork from Coconut Water
Porky Plant-Based Chocolate Bars
The H!p Figs in Blankets Chocolate Bar Has No Dairy or Meat
Clean High-Protein Snack Lines
Stryve Foods Expands Portfolio with New Snack Options
Bourbon-Specific Snacks
The Sweetery's Bourbon Buddies Enhance the Drinking Experience
Ready-to-Roast Frozen Foods
These New Aunt Bessie’s Products are HFSS-Compliant
Nostalgically Scented Hard Waxes
wakse's Bubble Gum Blast Hard Wax Beans Remind of Childhood Days
Pork-Flavored Snack Chips
Made for Drink Mr Trotter's Pork Scratching Potato Crisps are Vegetarian
Adult-Targeted Milk Chocolates
Gnaw Chocolate Makes Bold Flavors That Evoke Childhood Memories
Seasonal Freeze-Dried Treats
These New Sow Good Products Offer New Takes on Classics
Football Team-Inspired Nuggets
Tyson's Razorback Nuggets Celebrate the University of Arkansas
Steakhouse-Inspired QSR Burgers
The Burger King Steakhouse Bacon Whopper Elevates a Classic
High-Quality Pork Product Lines
Tender Belly Embraces a Passion for Exceptional Taste and Quality
Savory Snacking Pastries
These New Ginsters Products Come in Two Tasty Varieties
Dog-Friendly Peanut Butter Bites
Milk-Bone x Jif Peanut Butter Treats Dogs to Nutty, Bacony Flavor
Band-Backed Non-Alcoholic Beers
Kittie and We Are PIGS Launch the New KittiePIG Non-Alcoholic Beer
Savory Duck Snack Bars
Duck Sticks Come in Three Flavors with Five-Gram of Protein Each
Bacon-Topped Cinnamon Buns
Schlotzsky’s Bacon Bon Has a Sweet, Savory Flavor
Versatile Meat Alternatives
These Better Balance Meat Alternatives Come in Five Varieties
Free Bacon Sandwich Additions
Culver's is Giving Away Free Bacon Adds to Celebrate its New Bacon
Plant-Based Sausage Links
Beyond Meat Launches a Line of New Plant-Based Sausage Links
Savory Cinnamon Bacon Strips
Black Label Cinnamon Toast Bacon is Hand-Coated in Cinnadust
Seasonally Flavored Snack Products
Seabrook Seasons Eatings Snacks Come in Two Flavors
Heat-and-Eat Breakfast Buns
Wow Bao's Breakfast Buns Remix Favorite Morning Meals
Savory Condiment Lip Glosses
Filipinta Beauty Makes Beauty Products Inspired by Pantry Staples
Savory Pocket-Style Pastries
Ginsters Pockets Come in Several Flavors with 100% British Meat
Savory Bear-Shaped Potato Snacks
Pom-Bear Snacks Introduced New Flavors and Branding
Snackable Pork Meatballs
Meateors Shares Ready-to-Eat, Protein-Packed Meat Snacks
Plant-Powered Ham Slices
HappyVore's Ham Alternative Uses Pea Protein & Bean Protein
Emissions-Minded Food Campaigns
This Meatless Farm Campaign Boasts Reduced Emissions
Wine-Flavored Sausage Snack Chips
Fairfield's Farm Chorizo & Red Wine Crisps are Vegan-Friendly
Animal-Like Fibre-Spun Meats
Project Eaden Proclaims to Have the Most Animal-Like Alt. Meats
Steakhouse-Inspired Cheese Burgers
Whataburger Just Unveiled Its New Bacon Steakhouse Double
Indulgent Lifestyle Products
Debauchery Lifestyle Releases Indulgent Essentials for Bold Living
Versatile Chub-Style Pork Products
Prairie Fresh Ground Pork Comes in Many Options
Snackable Pancake Bites
Belgian Boys' Bite-Sized Pancakes are a Sweet, Anytime Treat
Pork Roll Vodkas
3BR Distillery's 011 PEC On Everything Pays Homage to a New Jersey Sandwich
Herbaceous Garlicky Pork Products
The Hormel Black Label Garlic Rosemary Bacon is Limited-Edition
Frozen Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Trader Joe's Just Added New Uncured Bacon Wrapped Scallops
All-Day Cuisine Pie Products
These New Pukka Products are Suited for Enjoying Breakfast to Dinner
Meat-Free Deli Proteins
Quorn Launches the New Meat-Free Deli Products with Enhanced Flavors
Meaty Topping-Rich Nachos
Buddy’s bar-b-q Loaded Pork Nachos Come in Several Options
Porky Plant-Based Bao Buns
Lypid Kitchen BBQ Pork Piggy Bao is Handmade and Healthful
Savory Snack Product Launches
The Curators is Arriving into Waitrose in the UK
Footlong Meatless Appetizers
Aldi's 2024 Christmas Range Includes a Footlong Vegan Pig in Blanket
Cuban Pulled Pork Sandwiches
Potbelly is Releasing 2 Sandwiches: the Cubano & Sweet Heat Pork Bbq
BBQ-Style Charcuterie Kits
The BBQterie Kit Builds Smoky, Savory Grazing Boards
Premium Flavored Bacons
Daily’s® Premium Meats Unveils Two New Hot Honey and Spicy Maple Bacons
Grocer Appetizer Deliveries
The ALDI Pigs in Blankets Delivery Service is Holiday-Ready
Accessible Meat Packaging Designs
MeatCrafters Unveils New Sliced Charcuterie and Salami Packaging
Char-Grilled Pickles
Sideburns by Randy’s Artisanal Pickles are Smoky and Savory
Kid-Friendly Cooked Meat Snacks
Golden Acre Foods Billy Bear Snacks Feature Meat and Vegetables
Plant-Based Pepperoni Slices
Plantaway is Adding New Plant-Based Pepperoni and Sausages
Flavor-Packed Sausage Ranges
Richmond Extra Tasty Sausages Follow Consumer Demand
Plant-Based Vegan Ribs
Juicy Marbles Debuts the Baby Ribs Vegan Meat Product Made From Soy Protein
Cheesy Pickle Pork Pies
These Pork Farms Mini Ploughman’s Pork Pies are Packed with Flavor
Plant-Based Bacon Crumbles
The Barvecue Crumbled Bacon Toppings are Crafted from Plants
Bacon-Packed Restaurant Menus
The New Buffalo Wild Wings Bacon Menu Has Three Options
Cotton Candy Bacon Beers
This Blonde Ale Offers a Tantalizing Trip Through Festive Flavor Profiles
Summertime Pork Pastry Snacks
The Ginsters BBQ Pulled Pork Slice is Limited-Edition
Ready-to-Eat Plant-Based Bacon
Squeaky Bean's Crispy Bacon-Style Strips Need No Prep Time
Ready-to-Enjoy Charcuterie Products
The Curing Barn Products are Arriving Now at Tesco in the UK
Ranch Dressing-Flavored Bacons
Hormel Black Label Ranch Bacon Combines Two Iconic Ingredients
Ranch-Flavored Bacon Variants
HORMEL® Introduces the BLACK LABEL® Ranch Bacon Brand
Appetizer-Flavored Cheeses
Primula Pigs in Blankets is Arriving in the UK for the Holidays
Tasty Breakfast-Style Chimichangas
The Dog Haus Bacon & Sausage Breakfast Chimichanga is Indulgent
Fully Cooked Organic Bacons
Applegate Released Pre-Cooked Antiobiotic-Free QSR Bacon
Heat-and-Eat Breakfast Sandwiches
Applegate Naturals Breakfast Sandwiches Come in Two Varieties
Plant-Based Pulled Meat Products
These New Chunk Pulled Products Come in Four Flavors
Beefy Butcher Bacon Products
Simon Howie Streaky Beef Bacon Offers an Alternative to Pork
Sweet Heat Meat Snacks
These Tillamook Country Smoker Beef Sticks Have Mike's Hot Honey
Convenient Sous-vide Meals
Three Little Pigs Sous-Vide Gourmet Meals are Ready in Five-Minutes
Artisan-Style Sausage Flavors
Coleman All Natural Meats Launched Two New Rope Sausages
Pulled Pork-Topped Cheeseburgers
Sonic's Pulled Pork BBQ Cheeseburger Has a Cherrywood-Smoke Sauce
Ham-Inspired Seasonal Easter Menus
The Honey Baked Ham Company Has Unveiled Its Easter Menu
Spicy Challenge Appetizers
The Ashfields Pigs in Blanket Roulette Keeps Taste Buds Guessing
Festive Extra-Meaty Appetizers
Richmond Extra Tasty Pigs in Blankets are Here for the Holidays
Macabre Cinnamon Roll Treats
The CINNAHOLIC Cemetery Box Offers Free-From Seasonal Treats
Authentically Smoked BBQ Snacks
Low and Slow Snacks Debuts Hickory Smoked BBQ Cheese Puffs
Spanish Cuisine Meat Snacks
The Peperami Tapas Range Features Chorizo and Salami
Spicy Vegan-Friendly Schnitzels
The Vegetarian Butcher Pepperfect Chick’n is Arriving in Germany
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Smokey Mo’s Just Unveiled New Limited-Edition Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Hearty Bacon-Packed Burgers
Applebee's Launches the New Whole Lotta Bacon Burger
Smoky Uncured Pork Products
Godshall's Hickory Smoked Uncured Pork Bacon is Made in the US
Brioche Bun BBQ Burgers
Arby's is Introducing a New BBQ Bacon Burger
Meaty Pork Snack Lines
Chao Sua Snacks Launches the New 'Pork Crunchy' Protein-Packed Snack
Comforting Bacon-Themed Menus
Buffalo Wild Wings Just Unveiled Its Ultimate Bacon Menu
German Bratwurst Collections
Tindle Foods Introduces the New Tindle Bratwurst Product Line
Convenient Ready-to-Eat Pork Products
These New Pork Farms Products Come in Four Varieties
Uncured Charcuterie Meats
Margherita All-Natural Charcuterie Cuts Have a 100% Natural Recipe
Oven-Ready Bacon Strips
Hormel Black Label Oven Ready Thick Cut Bacon Comes in an Oven-Safe Tray
Deli-Fresh Dog Treats
Full Moon's Artisanal Sausage Slices Share 100% Human-Grade Proteins
Spanish Charcuterie Bundles
Campo Grande's Spanish Charcuterie Sampler Bundle is Handcrafted
Classic Recipe Plant-Based Meats
These New Me-at Products Come in Three Varieties
Summertime Barbecue Pork Pies
The Pork Farms BBQ Medium Pork Pie Has a Sweet, Tangy Taste