John Mayer once said “your body is a wonderland." Those words are truer then ever before with these 25 phallic finds. This is easily the hardest cluster to come along in awhile.
These 25 phallic finds throbs with ingenuity and originality. Be amazed by the sheer power and girth of a phallic festival. Eye popping eye boners will change the way you see life. Literally.
Implications - Visually speaking, the 'Eye Boners' and 'Your Head as a Penis & Breast' articles stand out as you see other appendages act in a similar manner to the male reproductive organ.
25 Phallic Finds
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Public Fixtures Made Phallic
Tom of Finland's Suggestive Perfume Campaign
23
Penile Art
'Pricasso' Paints Portraits With Penis
22
Naughty Penile Art
The Twisted Photography of Robert Gligorov Celebrates Manhood
21
Viral Impact on PR
Motorola Responds About Using Penis-Like Imagery on Phones
20
Penisvertising
Tom of Finland Shopping Bag Creates Cheeky Illusion
19
Accidental Amputations
Man's Penis Amputated by Mistake
18
Talking Genitals Push Safe Sex
'Rebel Penis' by MTV Staying Alive Campaign
17
Crude Vauxhall Ad is YouTube Hit
C'Mon Penis Extension
16
Penis Pokey
Puppetry of the Penis for Your Home
15
Free Transsexual Surgeries
Prosthetic Penis Promotion in Sweden
14
Phallic Knitted Sweaters
Agent Provocateur Cardigan Covered With the Male Appendage
13
Phallic Sausage Makers
‘Roast My Weenie' Hot Dog Cooker Celebrates Manhood
12
Suggestive Sizevertising
Burger King ‘Big Boner' Commercial
11
Soft and Squishy Naughty Art
Andrea Pritshcow's Crocheted Penises Are Pretty Cute
10
Phallic Festivals
Kawasaki Celebrates Giant Penises for AIDS Awareness
9
Your Head as a Penis & Breast
Light of Life Raises Thyroid Cancer Awareness
8
Interactive Penile Ads
Pfizer Wants Your Finger in the Hole for Viagra
7
Drug-Free Erectile Dysfunction Cures
The Bathmate Hydropump Perks You Up Naturally
6
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
5
Bizarre Energy Drinks
Chinese Deer Penis Wine
4
Minimalist L-Shaped Chairs
The Maarten Sherpenisse Chair Takes Seating to Its Most Basic Level
3
Hijacked Micro-Blogging
Twitter is Penis
2
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
1
Phallic Plant Head Fashion
'And the Villain Still Pursues Her' in the 160g Magazine Erotic Issue
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Vintage-Inspired Dynamic Eyewear
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National Park-Themed Eyewear Collections
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Virtual Piercing Apps
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Romantic Drinking Accessories
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Pink-Themed Summer Pop-Ups
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Educational Exploration Binoculars
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Blurry Abstract Photography Exhibits
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Creative Play Pop-Ups
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Mid-Life Sex Festivals
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France-Inspired High Jewelry Collections
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Gilded Retail Exhibitions
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Edgy Futuristic Activations
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Stunning 3D-Printed Sunglasses
John Mauriello Drew Inspiration From the Four Elements
Rediscovered Iconic Masterpieces
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Dazzling Art Design Exhibitions
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Kids' Interactive Sensory Toys
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Expansive Body Care Lines
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Erectile Dysfunction Gels
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New York-Inspired Picnic Series
Nik Bentel's New York Picnic Series is Whimsical & Eye-Catching
Accessibility Beauty Bundles
The e.l.f. Cosmetics 'Beauty For Every Eye' Bundle is Limited-Edition
Cheeky Men's Lingerie
Skull & Bones Offers Surprise Openings and Unique Cutouts
Intimacy Booster Shots
Lust Amber Rose Promotes Vitality, Energy & Desire with Natural Ingredients
Subtle Face Jewel Stickers
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Eye-Adorned Furry Mules
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Whimsical Pool-Inspired Exhibitions
Cj Hendry Showcases Her Public Pool Exhibition
Sexuality-Exploring Artful Exhibitions
Faye Toogood Explores Sensuality with the Rude Arts Club
Fauna-Inspired Spring Capsules
Pleasing Launches a New 'Pollinators' Nail Polish Collection
Zen Workstation Illuminators
The 'Bonsai' Desk Lamp by Jang Lee Jun Has a Peaceful Form
Eyeball Motif Bulbous Sneakers
Mizuno Introduces a Unique Pair of the Enerzy Running Shoe
Dynamic Miniature Music Stages
Love Hultén Joins Way Out West on the Future Fan Stage
Pink Floral-Inspired Lip Kits
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Two-Person Seesaw Benches
Movember's A Problem Halved Bench Inspires Mental Health Conversations
Biomimicry-Inspired Eyewear Collections
Oakley's Born to Rewild Line Features Plantaris Eyewear
Cheeky Wallet Designs
Thomas Finney Designs a Minimalist and Playful Condom Wallet
Dramatic Doomsday Bunker Images
Alastair Philip Wiper Documents a Subterranean Fallout Shelter
Whimsical Joint Lighting Collections
Rakumba and Tom Fereday Join Forces on the Port Collection
Limited-Edition Nightclub Prints
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Men's Sexual Wellness Companies
Butter Wellness Emphasizes Education, Innovation & Approachability
Artist-Inspired Dynamic Basketballs
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Quirky Structural Clothes Hangers
The HANG / WE Hanger Emphasizes a Sense of Individuality
Perception-Challenging Art Exhibitions
Raise the Moral Studio Presents the Becoming Familiar Show
Erectile Dysfunction Medication Ads
Phoenix Wants to Help Canadian Men ‘Rise Again’
Lab-Grown Reproductive Biology
A Team of Researchers Work on the Testis Organoids Project
Comprehensive Men's Makeup Kits
Obayaty's Kit Comprises An Eye Booster, Retouch Stick & Lip Balm
Surrealist Pink Pop-Ups
Hourglass Cosmetics is Hosting the Unreal Pop-Up Shop in NYC
Rocket Set Block Puzzles
Pharrell Williams Creates the LEGO Icons Over the Moon Kit
Erectile Dysfunction Ads
MangoRx Launches Bold Campaign for Erectile Dysfunction Normalization
Computer Symbol-Inspired Watch Designs
Anicorn Watches Releases the Spinning Beach Ball Watch
Music-Honoring Shirt Collections
Eton Presents a New Collection Celebrating the Beatles
Burgeoning Psychedelic Art Movements
The Chambers Project/PACT Embrace the Psychedelic Movement
AI-Powered Sexual Health Apps
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Celebrity-Inspired Cocktail Menus
The Quote Book by Velvet Bar Shares Drinks Based on Icons
Playful Creativity-Focused Campaigns
Sharpie® Launches the World is Your Canvas Tour
Sports-Fan-Inspired Beauty Campaigns
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Candle-Shaped One-Hitter Glass Pipes
Edie Parker Has Debuted a Whimsical Candle-Shaped One-Hitter
Retro Space-Themed Puzzled Posters
LEGO Builder John Carter Creates a Blocked Version of Space
Umbrella-Resembling Playful Lamps
Heeyeol Yang Designs the Rain Man Lamp Structure
Miniature Toy Billiards Table
Golden Eye Designs a LEGO Vintage Billiards Table
Sci-Fi Skincare Vessels
SpoiledChild x Jeremy Scott Launched a Rocket-Shaped Collectible
Trans Kidney Health Ads
Africa Creative's Ad Sheds Light on Trans Community's Kidney Health Burden
Pod-Inspired Bulbous Furniture
One Week Presents Its New Pod Collection of Furniture
Euphoric Intimate Oils
Mood Maker by Playground is Full of Adaptogenic Ingredients
Creation-Centric Light Exhibitions
The Head Hi Show Displays Lamps by 54 DifferentDesigners
Wearable Sexual Wellness Products
The Eddie by Giddy is a Non-Intrusive Solution for ED Symptoms
Exclusive Pride Cosmetics
Beekman 1802 Celebrates Pride Month with Bloom with Pride Kit
Playlist-Paired Candle Launches
Nose Best Offers Candles with Their Own Playlits and Cocktails
Feng-Shui Satirical Home Products
Yoojin Chung Introduces its Capturing Qi Collection
Surreal Artist-Inspired Tech Accessories
CASETiFY Presents a New Salvador Dalí Collection
Limited-Edition Collector's Boxsets
PLEASURES Collaborates with Hat and Beard Press
Bird-Shaped USB Flash Drives
SHS Shih Designs the Pinge USB Flash Drive Concept Mimicking a Bird
Book-Shaped Transparent Bookmarks
TENT Unveils the Uniquely Shaped Book on Book Bookmark
Pop Art Skateboard Capsules
THE SKATEROOM Unveils a Collection Inspired by Roy Lichtenstein
Chic Magnetic Tissue Holders
The 'Tent Acme' is a Versatile Tissue Holder with a Durable Design
Sensorial Art Exhibitions
Gardens by the Bay Presents the 'Impressions of Monet' Experience
Ethereal Light Designs
Peter Kovacsy Crates "A Sense of Wonderment" with Vestige for Ross Gardam
Vibrant Sculptural Art Shows
Misha Kahn Unveils the Staged Show in Friedman Benda Los Angeles
Sea-Inspired Mini Sculpture Capsules
LATOxLATO’s Hook Me Up Series Blends Art, Design & Eroticism
Visual Poetry Creation Tools
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Spiky Palm Tree-Inspired Lamps
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Artful Illusory Ads
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Girlhood-Inspired Clothing Drops
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Magnetic Hand-Holding Socks
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The Eames Institute of Infinite Curiosity Debuts an Exhibit
Compact Geometric Portable Lamps
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Curved Minimal Chair Exhibitions
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Edgy High-Impact Fragrances
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Pickleball-Themed Cosmetics Pop-Ups
MAC Hosted a Glow Play Summer Activation in Toronto
Award-Winning Pleasure Product Lines
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Collectible Phygital Sunglasses
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Planetary-Inspired Glassware Capsules
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Prehistoric Sandstone Lighting Capsules
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Durably Waterproof Compasses
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Imaginative Cocktail Menus
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Text-to-Image AI Apps
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Pill-Shaped Pen Holders
Liam de la Bedoyere Designs the Void Pen Pot with a Resting Space
Pea-Inspired Whimsical Lighter Designs
Edie Parker Launches the Eye-Catching Peas Tabletop Lighter
Bean-Shaped Vibrant Chalks
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Medicine-Inspired Artful Shows
Beverly Fishman Presents the Something for the Pain Exhibition
Gem-Like Sculptural Art Exhibitions
Fred Eversley Showcases Cylindrical Lenses in New York
Queer Storytelling Sculptural Lights
Leo Maher Designs the Something Sticky Series of Lights
Limited-Edition Gin Releases
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Cactus-Infused Craft Lagers
The 'Prickly Pear' Beer Offers a Unique Interpretation Of Summer Lager
Iconic Painting-Inspired Puzzle Sets
LEGO Creates its Own Girl with a Pearl Earring Art Piece
Spiky Inflatable Sculptures
Steve Messam Presents His Sculptures During Clerkenwell Design Week
Skull-Like Vodka Bottles
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Big-Headed Sculpture Pots
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Expansive Rebranding Initiatives
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Geometric Nostalgic Night Lights
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Cinematic Thriller-Inspired Runways
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Unique Arousal-Inducing Chocolates
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Vibrant Furniture Collection Expansions
The Sight Unseen Collection Continues to Grow
Discrete Intimate Serums
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Artfully Rotating Glass Pillars
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Miniature Artful Hip-Hop Landmarks
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Glass Blown Sculptural Lighting
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Bug-Like Avant-Garde Sunglasses
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Playful Toy-Inspired Exhibits
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Human Physio-Themed Lamps
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Eye Strain-Reducing Plug-Ins
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Flower-Infused Pale Ales
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Galactic-Inspired Stationary Pins
Duncan Shotton Designs the Adorable Planet Pins
Expressive Piercing Campaigns
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Sexual Wellness Product Launches
Head South Radio Releases Its Own Line of Wellness Products
Disco Light-Replicating Illuminaries
Studio Élémentaires Creates the Flasher Light System
Human Hair-Made Prosthetic Nipples
BioProsthesis Caters to Breast Cancer Survivors
Artful Seaweed-Inspired Bin Magnets
Alixe Ronchi Designs the Magnetic Edition of Vipp's Bins
Efficient Fact Generators
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Artful Bright Glass Vessels
Jess Humphrey Designs the Get Your Rocks Off, Honey Series
Playful Dynamic Furniture Capsule
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Contemporary Permanent Art Displays
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