Feast your four eyes on these gloriously geeky soaps. These iconically shaped beauty bars will have you nerding out like there is no tomorrow. Full of witty references that any geek worth their salt would go for, these dorktastic cleansers would be right at home in any gamer's shower stall.
From iPhone-shaped bars of soap to Game Boy scrubbers, these gloriously geeky soaps will make you smile every time you use them. Enough to make any gamer peel themselves off the couch to spend a little extra time in the shower, these dorky soaps are hard to resist. Scrub yourself down with your favorite ninja turtle or get R2D2 to lend a hand -- with these geeky soaps by your side, you'll be rubbing shoulders with all your favorite characters after every trip to the gym.
Fun, nerdy and squeaky clean, these gloriously geeky soaps give you ample opportunity to nerd out while you scrub the dirt out.
19 Gloriously Geeky Soaps

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Creative Geek Cleaners
Digitalsoaps' Video Game Controller Soaps Won't Wash off Your Halo Tattoo

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Photographic Skin-Cleaners
The Camera Soap Bar Keeps Shutterbugs Clean
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Geeky Soap
PC Mouse Soap
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Sudsy Smartphone Scrubbers
The Two Eggplants Electronic Soaps are Shower-Friendly Cells
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Soap for Gamers
Geeky Blocks of Tetris Soap Make Bathtime a Blast
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Geeky Hygiene Products
Artisanal iPhone Soap To Suds Up Serious Apple Addicts
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Trusty Gadget Cleansers
The Droid Soap Bar Beats Any Technology in Staying Clean
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Nostalgic Gamer Suds
The 'Game Boy' Soap Looks Exactly Like The Real Thing
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Cult Cartoon Bath Products
The Pokemon Soap is a Geeky Way to Stay Clean
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Anthropological Body Cleansers
Dinosoap by 25togo Offers a Fun Fossil Excavation Adventure
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Geeky Hygiene Products
ICQ Toothpaste & Gmail Soap
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Weaponized Gamer Suds
The Duck Hunt Soap Gun is for Dirty Nintendo Fans
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Cartoonish Hand Soaps
Ninja Turtle Guest Soap is Perfect for Cleaning Your Hands After Pizza
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Soda-Scented Gamer Soaps
The Halo Spartan Soap Bars are Awesomely Geeky
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Gamer Soda Soaps
The Mountain Dew Scented NES Soap is the Worst/Best Thing Ever
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Nerdtastic Soaps
Reddit Soap is for the Hygienic Geek
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Bacteria Bath Products
Petri Dish Soap is an Ironic Way to Stay Clean
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Sci-Fi Shower Scrubbers
R2-D2 Soap by 'BlackWyrmDesigns' is the Droid You Were Looking for
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BIological Cleansing Bars
Red Blood Cell Soaps Nurse Your Cleanliness Back to Healthy Conditions
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Sci-Fi Cartoon Cosmetics
The Rick and Morty x SHEGLAM Collab Shares Quirky Makeup
Nostalgic Cartoon-Inspired Beauty Products
Lush Debuts the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Collection
Playful Bath Products
Lush x Shaun the Sheep Bring 'Baa-rilliant' Fun to Your Bath Time
Makeup-Themed Dog Toys
Rare Beauty Introduces Playful Dog Toys Inspired by Its Makeup
Seductive Valentine’s Day Bouquets
Dr. Squatch X Trojan Introduce a Tempting Valentine’s Bro-quet
Canned Hand Soaps
Craft Naturals Sells Hand Soap in Canned Packaging
Cartoon-Inspired Body Care
Lush Debuts a Humorous Shrek-Inspired Body Collection
Game-Inspired Hygiene Essentials
Dr. Squatch Introduces the Minecraft Diamond Scrub and Deodorant
Problem-Solving Youth Skincare
Epic Skincare Shares Purposeful Products for Gen Alpha & Gen Z
Beauty-Inspired Slime Toys
Gui Gui Makes Gen Alpha's Skincare Obsession Age-Safe & Fun
Witchy Body Care Collabs
The Wicked X Lush Collection Shares Themed Designs from the Land of Oz
Playful Sponge Holders
OTOTO Boasts Cheeky Designs for the Kitchen Setting
Sustainable Beauty Bars
Sunniemade Offers an Array of Hand + Body and Hair Sustainable Swaps
Spa-Style Body Care
Glossier Unveils the Body Hero Collection with New Formulas and Designs
Sustainable Body Wash Products
neat. Refillable Foaming Body Wash is Arriving in the UK
K-Beauty Streaming Series Cosmetics
This Squid Game Beauty Collection Celebrates Season Two
Pixelated Bath Bombs
The Minecraft x Lush Collab Celebrates the Game's 15th Anniversary
Canned Castile Soaps
Utama Spice Packages Its All-Natural Liquid Soap in Stubby Refill Cans
Non-Foaming Oil Cleansers
Sans Savon Launched a Non-foaming, Oil-Based Cleanser
Soap-Embedded Body Scrubers
The Body Smoosh Brings Together Soap and a Scrubber
Wilderness-Inspired Soap Collections
Every Man Jack Debuts Its Cold Plunge Bar Soaps
Blood-Red Shower Gels
Lush's Scan Me for Scares is a Brightly Colored Cranberry Wash for Halloween
Glamorous Y2K Shower Collections
Juicy Couture x Athena Club Present an Exclusive Shower Set
Chia-Studded Soaps
Lush's Exfoliating Soap Bar is Milky, Moisturizing and Skin-Softening
Elevated Tablet-Style Cleansers
Seadrop Skincare's Hydrating Seafoam Cleanser Only Requires Water
Nourishing Olive Oil Soaps
Graza and metahaiku Created a Sudsy Olive Oil Soap Bar
Whimsical Artist-Inspired Soap Collections
Lush Introduces the Jamie Reid Soap Art Collection
Hand Soap Refill Bars
Canary Creates Plastic-Free Alternatives to Liquid Soap Refills
Eco-Friendly Soap Packagings
Little Danube is a Vegan Soap Brand with Redesigned Packaging
Soothing Creamy Skincare
Cremo Boasts New Women’s Body Washes and the New Almond Bloom Shave Cream
Exclusive Men's Grooming Kits
Harry's Launched its 'Handsomer for the Holidays' Gift Collection
Refillable Body Wash Products
Bob's Hard Body Wash Offers an Alternative to Bar Soap and Liquids
Sustainable Dishwashing Sets
This Zero Waste Dishwashing Starter Set Includes 3 Products
Solid Oil Cleansers
HiBar's Solid Skincare Cleanser Breaks Down Dirt, Makeup and Sunscreen
Cherry-Infused Facial Cleansers
Fenty Skin Unveils a New 'Cherry Dub Pore Purify'r' Gel Cleanser
Solid Personal Care Sticks
WYOS' Everything Set Includes Take-Anywhere Solutions for Skin & Hair
Eco Refillable Hand Soaps
MaisoNovo’s Refillable Bottles are Sold With Soap Packs
Easter-Inspired Personal Care Lines
The Lush Easter Collection Boasts Fun, Non-Chocolate Treats
Bathroom Hygiene Kits
Saintly Stands Out in the Hygiene Industry with Its Heavenly Butt Kit
Monstrous Shower Jellies
Lush's Limited-Edition Monster Octopus is a Sensorial Shower Treat
Actress-Approved Skincare Boxes
The goop Detox Box Contains Gwyneth Paltrow’s Glow Essentials
Playful Autumn Soaps
These Handcrafted Soaps Feature Uplifting Fragrances and Cute Autumn Designs
Cake-Scented Shower Foams
Sundae's Hot Chocolate Shower Foam is a Treat for the Senses
Pixel-Style Bath Bombs
LUSH Launches Into the Minecraft Universe with a New Collection
Sensorial Body Gels
MUTHA's Body Cleansing Gel Delivers a Deep Clean with a Dirty Citrus Scent
Color-Changing Shower Gels
Lush's Cherry Pop Goes from Green to Romantic Red for Valentine's Day
Back-To-School Beauty Kits
ESW Beauty Launches the Glow Getter Kit
Cartoon-Inspired Bath Products
Lush Cosmetics has Partnered with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Frightful Bodycare Collections
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Lush Shares Spooky Sensorial Care Staples
Movie-Musical Skincare Collabs
The Wicked x Beekman 1802 Collection Celebrates Duality
Spicy Snack-Inspired Soaps
Dr Squatch and Cheetos Present the Flamin’ Hot Bricc Soap
Collaborative Water Brand Soaps
Liquid Death x Dr. Squatch Soap is Made with Mountain Water
Natural Men's Cleansing Solutions
Dr. Squatch Introduces Real Soap Body Wash for Discerning Men
Coffee-Powered Soap Bars
MARLOWE. Boasts the Brand New No. 109 Coffee Soap Bar
Collaboration Fantasy Adventure Soaps
Dr. Squatch The One Ring Rinse Has Volcanic Sand and More
Celebratory Bath Product Collections
Lush’s 2025 Eid Collection Offers Festive Self-Care
Low-Cost Skincare-Inspired Cosmetics
The Onyx Professionals Bath and Body Collection is Hydrating
Donut-Shaped Sponges
Scrub Daddy and Dunkin' Collaborated for National Donut Day
Two-Tone Facial Scrub Bars
Lumin's Deep Scrub Face Bar Features Tuxedo Tech
Botanical Body Cleansers
Native Moisturizing Body Wash Boasts 7% Functional Shea Butter
Mood-Boosting Body Washes
This Vegan Body Wash Collection Shares Biometrically Tested Fragrances
Eco-Conscious Refillable Dish Sticks
Nellie's Aims to Revolutionize Eco-Friendly Dishwashing
Nostalgic Superhero-Inspired Soaps
Dr. Squatch Debuts the 'Cowabunga Cleanse' Inspired by TMNT
Cookie-Inspired Lotions
Native's Girl Scout Cookie Collection is Limited-Edition
Space-Age Personal Care
Naples Soap Company is Launching Personal Care with Tech Developed by NASA
High-Quality Shaving Cosmetics
Dr. Squatch Shaving Products Come in Bundles and Individually
Buttery Sensitive-Skin-Targeted Soaps
Dr. Squatch Launched the 'Total Moisture Collection'
Tactile Soap-Adorned London Shops
A New Aesop Outlet Features an Installation in London
Nostalgic Bodycare Revivals
Lush Brought Back 45 Previously Discontinued Retro Products
Adaptogenic Mushroom-Based Soaps
Pacha Soap's Magic Mushroom Bar Soap Boasts a Unique Blend
Skincare-Inspired Body Washes
Olay Indulgent Moisture Body Wash Comes in Five Scents
Woodsy Body Washes
SAVON DU BOIS Offers an Alluring 'Into the Woods' Body Wash
Anthropomorphized Bath Products
Uoga Uoga Kids' Packaging Can Be Customized with Stickers
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Upcycled Bathroom Essentials
MaisoNovo's Modern Products Promote a New Way of Living
Positivity-Boosting Body Washes
method's Good Karma Body Wash Collection Inspires & Uplifts
Exfoliating Shower Foams
Sundae's Sensorial Exfoliating Body Washes is Infused with AHAs
Luxurious Free-From Body Washes
Method Dream Foam Body Wash Elevates the Shower Experience
Nostalgic Bath Product Lines
Mr. Bubble Unveils Options for National Bubble Bath Day
Collaborative Natural Soaps
Jukebox X the Rolling Stones Unveil the 'Paint It, Black Cherry' Soap
Sustainable Soap Bundles
Me Mother Earth Boast the Amber Foaming Soap Pump + Castile Soap Bundle
Multi-Sensorial Body Washes
Rare Beauty's Exfoliating Body Wash Polishes Skin with Konjac Jelly
Soap-Free Facial Cleansers
BRIXY's Expanded its Facial Care Line with New Skin Barrier Products
Philosophical Beauty Products Expansions
A.P.C. Drops a Skincare Range Inspired by a Special Quote
Touch-Free Soap Dispensers
simplehuman Debuts the Rechargeable Sensor Pump
Dupe-Inspired Shower Gels
Lush Created Four New Versions of Its Iconic Snow Fairy Shower Gel
Aromatic Masculine Bath Products
These New Duke Cannon Scents Come in Four Varieties
Cartoon Anniversary Soap Bars
Dr. Squatch Drops the SpongeBob SquarePants 'Nautical Nonsense' Soap
High-Quality Sensitive Skin Cosmetics
Grow Beautii Offers a New Experience for Sensitive Skin
Relaxing Self-Care Gift Sets
grace & stella Offers Holiday Gift Sets to Foster Feel-Good Moments
Triple-Action Skincare Scrubs
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Scrubs Come in Three Scents
Sci-Fi Skincare Vessels
SpoiledChild x Jeremy Scott Launched a Rocket-Shaped Collectible
Cinema-Inspired Lifestyle Sets
Aesop's Gift Sets Elevate Self-Care with Cinema-Inspired Elegance
Collaboration Automotive Soap Ranges
The Dr. Squatch Bronco Bricc Was Created with Ford
Charcoal-Infused Soap Bars
Suds & Co.'s Soap Bar is Made with Biodegradable Ingredients
Mix-and-Match Sensorial Bodycare
Jukebox's Clean-Label Soaps & Deodorants Share Nostalgic Scents
Swipe-On Solid Shampoos
SeaBar Packages Solid Haircare Products in Convenient Stick Formats
Aluminum-Packaged Hand Soaps
Grove Co. Debuted New Branding and Packaging
Kid-Friendly DIY Bath Bombs
The Nailmatic Kids Bath Bomb Maker Features Fun Shapes
Cartoon Cat-Like Toothbrushes
Sanrio's Hello Kitty Unveils a Collaboration with MOON Oral Beauty
Festive Film-Inspired Soaps
Dr. Squatch Ninny Scrubbins Soap is Elf-Approved
Reformulated Skincare Rebrands
Bath & Body Works Underwent a Large-scale Shift to Cleaner Products
Aromatic Beauty Gift Sets
The Fleurs D'oasis Hair & Body Gift Set Takes Self Care to New Heights
Cookie-Scented Body Soaps
Jukebox's I'll Be Home for Cookies Body Soap is Festively Scented
Witchy Personal Care Capsules
Lush Releases a Line of Products Inspired by the 'Wicked' Movie
Mochi-Like Body Polishes
iota's Supermochi Body Exfoliator+ Features Sweet Rice and Purple Ube
Inspiring Daily Bodycare
method's Unleash Your Inner Shower Celebrates Personal Transformations
Iconic Film Soap Bars
Dr. Squatch Releases Fight Scrub Inspired by the 90s Movie
Fun Candy-Free Easter Soaps
This Sweet Easter Soap Collection will Hop all Over Your Heart
Luxurious Self-Care Bath Sets
Formulary 55 Presents the Botanical Bath & Body Gift Set
Plant-Based Candy Bars
Harken Sweets Bars Offer New Takes on Classic Combinations
Sustainable Soap Bundles
The Clean Freak Gift Set by Soapply Features Exclusive Merch
Transformative Bath Collections
The Rituals Alchemy Collection Changes Textures and Moods
Bathing-Inspired Pop-Ups Bars
The #DoveDeluxeBar Shares Sensorial Cocktails & Mocktails
Extra-Sudsy Dish Soaps
Dawn PowerSuds' Trap & Lock Technology Prevents Grease from Spreading
Storytelling Celtic Bath Products
The Lush St. Patrick's Day Range Was Co-Created with Employees
Prebiotic-Infused Hand Washes
Dove Debuts the Prebiotic Boost Hand Wash Collection
Grass-Scented Bubble Bars
Lush's Wash and Grow Encourages Reusing Bathwater for Plants
Eco Cleanser Bundles
Koala Eco's Gift Collection Includes a Hand Wash, Dish Soap & Kitchen Cleaner
Color-Changing Bath Bombs
Lush Created a Fizzing Version of Its First Shop Door
Fantastical-Inspired Body Washes
The Harry Potter Boddy Wash Kit is Available on Every Man Jack
Outdoor-Ready Sanitary Wipes
Dude Wipes Arrives in a New Camo Colorway Thanks to Realtree
Value-Forward Bath Bundles
Bathorium’s Value Bundles Elevate Your Bath with Wellness and Luxury
Halloween-Themed Care Sets
Lush's Limited-Edition Bewitched Gift Set Features Five Spooky Items
Australian Body Care Launches
Urban Jungle Beauty Launches Two New Personal Care Products
Microcrystal Exfoliant Bars
Soft Services and D.S. & Durga Launched a Fragrant Buffing Bar
Skincare-Influenced Body Washes
Naturium Body Wash now Comes in Two New Options
Vintage-Inspired Soap Sets
The Valobra Gift Box Soap Set is Perfect for Mother's Day
Ultra-Stylish Bathroom Decor
Diptyque Debuts a New Bathroom Collection Called 'Beauty Accessories'
Eco-Conscious Self-Care Gift Sets
Fountain of Waters Presents Its Special Set of Gifts for Her
Gruesome Horror Film Soaps
The Terrifier Blood & Bubbles Soap is Officially Licensed
Developmental Bath Toys
The Your (Un)Ordinary Bath Toy Collection Encourages Sensory Exploration
NFC-Activated Bathroom Sprays
Pourri and Supercell Debuted a Pocket Sprayer with Tap Technology
Eco-Conscious Moisturizing Soaps
Every Man Jack Unveils its Sustainable Bar Soap Collection
Sustainable Dish-Cleaning Duos
Nellie's Launches a New Refillable Dish Stick and Dish Butter Soap
Skin-Nourishing Soap Bars
Curie Body Wash Bars Feature Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Glycerin
Fantasy-Inspired Soap Collections
Dr. Squatch Launches a Game of Thrones Soap Collection
Oatmeal-Infused Facial Bars
No Tox Life's Detoxifying Facial Bar is Zero Waste
Artisanal Soap Discovery Sets
The TERRA-TORY Discovery Soap Set Offers a Convenient Introduction