Many of these items you'd find in the kitchen feature crude humor. The designs speak loud and clearly for themselves, but don't have very nice things to say.
It's easy to empathize with objects that have to perform mundane tasks on a daily basis. Dish towels, they have a hard life; if they could really talk, they'd be very vocal about their dislike for chores like doing the dishes, and coffee cups would grumble obscenities right back at you before you've had your cup of wake-up java.
Other examples of crude humor include transformations of innocent-enough kitchen equipment like lemon reamers and tea cups into obscene objects that resemble parts of the human body. Imposing suggestive human body parts or rude text onto these mundane kitchen objects makes them instantly lively, however bawdy they may be.
25 Crudely Humorous Kitchen Tools
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Vulgar Cursing Mugs
The UNT Crude Funny Mug Has a Cheeky Saying Present
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Conversational Ceramics
Kina Gorska Creates Dish Dialogue with Her Speech Balloon Plate
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Cheeky Sitcom-Inspired Cups
This Arrested Development Mug Will Drive Away the Blues
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Bitter Badger Meme Mugs
The Corduroy Etsy Shop Exploits the Hilarious Honey Badger
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Temptress Teacups (UPDATE)
The 'Undergrowth Design' Tea Set is Surprisingly Sensual
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Versatile Phallic Pan Uses
This How-To Humoursly Teaches How To Reuse a Novelty Cake Pan
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Very Naughty Ceramics
Outlandish Creations Not to Serve Grannies With
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Adult Cookie Jars
Jonathan Adler Makes Pottery Sexy With His Uniquely Naughty Designs
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Poop-Filled Humor Mugs
The Hidden Surprise Mug Will Scare Your House Guests
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Cute Suggestive Cup Sweaters
The KnotWork Valentine's Mug Cozy Collection Sensually Speaks for You
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Suggestive Kitchen Utensils
Eunjung Huh Makes an Orange Juicer That Looks like a Woman's Chest
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Vandalized Vintage
Classic Dinnerware Hand Painted with Profanity
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Tipsy Tea Cups
Trixiedelicious Tastefully Labels a Saucer Set for Hardcore Alcohol
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Duty-Reminding Dishware
The Don't F*cking Procrastinate Mug by GFDA Will Curb Slacking Urges
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Voluptuous Mug Sets
The Tea & A Glassware Collection by Luis Caicedo is Full-Bodied
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Boastful Mug Warmers
Knot Workshop Creates a Coffee Cup Accessory that Goes Beyond Suggestive
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Oil-Spill Coffee Cups
The BP Toilet Mug Makes a Thirst-Quenching Social Statement
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Vulgar Tea Sets (Update)
Outlandish Creations Embodies Everything Tea Time is Not About
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Busty Milk Containers
The Handful Boobie Creamer Adds R-Rated Fun to Your Coffee
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Crude Breakfast Appliances
The Pop Art Toaster by ThinkGeek is Sure to Perk Up Your Mornings
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Toilet Humor Bottle Toppers
The Plunge Wine Bottle Topper Keeps Your Libations Fresh and Funny
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Edgy Branding and Kitchen Innovation
The 'Juicy Boobs' Double Citrus Press
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Hilariously Profane Cookbooks
'What the F**K Should I Make for Dinner' Helps the Indecisive Chef
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Hilarious Rear-Shaped Cups
The Butt Mug is Certain to Make You Laugh
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Vulgar Tea Towels
This Hand-Stitched Towel is an Ironic Comic Relief in the Kitchen
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Cartoon Cat-Themed Drinkware
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Plant-Based Cleaning Tools
Scotch-Brite™ Brand Adds Two New Products to its Greener Clean™ Line
Batman-Themed Kitchen Appliances
Paul Parsons Creates Themed Kitchen Appliance Concepts
Organically Curvaceous Coffee Makers
The Conceptual 'Woolly' Capsule Coffee Machine is Friendly
Workwear Brand Homeware Series
The New Carhartt WIP Homeware Capsule Breaches new Realms
Bean-Shaped Coffee Makers
The Conceptual Bean Coffee Machine by Juliana Juleva is Charming
Compostable Coffee Tumblers
The Earthmade Aromacup is Made from Bamboo-O Material
Festively Fashionable Cafe Kitchenwares
Starbucks Holiday Drinkware Comes in Many Styles
Cosmetic-Toting Tumblers
The e.l.f. Cosmetics and Stanley Collab Introduces Lip Oil Holders
Cheeky Summer Product Lines
Great Jones Has Introduced the Great Float and the Great Tote
Multitool Water Bottles
The 'BYO Bottle' Hides Cutlery and More Alongside Drinks
Single-Piece Silicone Measuring Cups
The 'Boi' Measuring Cup by Hatice Esra SUNGUR is Malleable
Tea-Light Candle Grills
Raclette Set by Kuhn Rikon Offers a Unique Experience
Aesthetic Bathroom Plungers
The Plunger by Staff is a Bold Take on a Mundane Product
2-in-1 Paper Towel Holders
The SpaceAid Paper Towel Holder with a Sprayer Bottle is Versatile
Miscellaneous Ingredient Cookie Mixes
Trader Joe's Adds Everything but the Kitchen Sink Cookie Mix
Tranquil Design Coffee Makers
The 'Zenbrew' Coffee Maker by Suckhand Saren is Peaceful
Absurdly Tiny Culinary Bags
Knorr's Mini Bouillon Bag Can Hold a Single Stock Cube
Vasectomy-Inspired Boxers
Twisted Tea Introduces the First-Ever Twisted Tea VasectomUndies.
Accordion-Style Coffee Cups
The Accordion Paper Cup Concept is Easy to Carry
Mindful Tea-Making Appliances
The 'U Soo' Tea Maker Concept Encourages Relaxation
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Eight-in-One Kitchen Gadgets
The 'KitchyHub' Chops Ingredients, Holds Knives and More
Playful Modular Mops
Staff and Clorox Created a Colorful Wet Mop with Rubber Hat Topper
Product Review-Centered Campaigns
Kitchenaid's 'Love the Racks' Campaign Was Written by a Customer
Taco-Shaped Translation Devices
This Conceptual Taco Translation Device by Taewan Kim is Playful
Inaugural Bathroom Decor Collections
The Diptyque Beauty Alcoves Collection Has Nine Items
Fashion-Branded Coffee Carriers
The Barbour Tartan Reusable Travel Mugs Come in Two Options
Japanese Culture-Inspired Homeware
Nigo‘s HUMAN MADE is Launching a Range of Home Hoods
Beverage-Themed Candle Collections
DW Home's Cheeky Candle Collection Makes for a Perfect Gift
Safety-Focused Drinking Mugs
This Anti-Choke Mug Allows for Safer Patient and Senior Drinking
Emotional Support Water Bottles
The MoodMug Water Bottle Has a Spot to Display Mood Emojis
Macaroni-Inspired Tonal Dinnerware
Kraft Heinz Canada Creates the Kraft Dinnerware Collection
Sustainable Dishwashing Sets
This Zero Waste Dishwashing Starter Set Includes 3 Products
Macaroni-Colored Kitchenware
KD's KRAFT Dinnerware Collection Sports a Cheesy Golden Hue
Cartoon Glove Coffee Tables
The 'Voila!' Coffee Table Takes After a Recognizable Form
Film-Themed Cookbooks
A24's Scrounging Cookbook Takes Cues from Unusual Movie Meals
Cult Movie-Inspired Tumblers
Dragon Glassware Boasts the Mean Girls Burn Book Tumbler
Luxurious Debut Tableware Capsules
Louis Vuitton Presents its First Tableware Collection
Playful Retail Pop-Up Installations
Selfridges Unveils the Joke Shop with a Slapstick Generator
Playful Table Lamp Designs
The Toto Lamp by Fabien Cappello for Hem Makes a Statement
Sexuality-Exploring Artful Exhibitions
Faye Toogood Explores Sensuality with the Rude Arts Club
Lavender-Colored Kitchenware
Drew Barrymore's Beautiful Kitchenware Line Dropped a Lavender Shade
Cookware-Encapsulating Kitchen Gadgets
The SplatterDōm® Prevents Splatters and Overflows
Kitchenware Christmas Crackers
Fortnum's 1707 Crackers are Filled with Miniature Kitchen Utensils
Limited Coffee-Making Accessories
Grind and Henry Holland Studio Unveil a New Collection
Playful Cafe Merch Collections
This Dunkin' Merch Celebrates the Summer Season
Grocery-Themed Holiday Cosmetics
Benefit Cosmetics Presents the Playful Benemart Collection
Decorative Bottle Openers
Yuue Design Studio's Viuu Bottle Opener is Chic and Effective
Sex Toy-Resembling Wooden Tools
Craig Green Designs the Unique Jumbo Wooden Tools
Reimagined Curiously Functional Products
The New DIDIM Design Series Honors Everyday Objects
Ultra-Minimalist Metallic Coffee Tables
The 'Whisk' Coffee Table by Deniz Aktay is Chic and Simple
Multi-Color Kitchen Tongs
Staff Launches a Pair of Whimsical Tongs That Will Elevate the Kitchen
Fridge-Decorating Trend Guides
The Takeout Published a Professional Chef's Guide on Fridgescaping
Clip-Style Clothing Care Devices
The Conceptual 'Steamur' by Shelly Tsai is Multifunctional
Long-Lasting Compostable Dishcloths
Nellie's Swedish Dishcloths are an Eco Paper Towel Alternative
Tomato-Inspired Clutches
A Meme Inspired an Unconventional LOEWE Tomato Accessory
Horror Film-Inspired Cookbooks
The Death for Dinner Cookbook by Zach Neil Has 60 Recipes
Short-Form Soap Operas
Unilever and TikTok Created a Content Series to Target #CleanTok
Condiment-Flavored Toothpastes
Hismile Makes Toothpaste Sachets with Mustard and Ketchup Flavors
Cartoon-Themed Kitchen Products
The Yoshinoya at Home Campaign Features Sanrio Characters
Oozing Cake-Like Furniture Designs
The 'Roll Furniture' Makes Use of Discarded Materials
Donut-Shaped Sponges
Scrub Daddy and Dunkin' Collaborated for National Donut Day
Sauce-Included Multifunctional Utensils
Thomy Reimagines the Purpose of a Fork with the Saurk
Artful Reusable Dishcloths
Hali Hali Offers Sustainable and Aesthetic Cleaning Accessories
Modern Pet-Friendly Kitchenware Ranges
Petco Recently Launches the Reddy Kitchen Line
Eco-Friendly Hardwood Accessories
Grovemade Creates a New Series of Affordable Desk Organizers
Limited-Edition April Fool's Lines
Chamberlain Coffee Debuts the Oops Collection on April 1st
Macaron-Resembling Colorful Grinders
Sucuk & Bratwurst and Highsnobiety Celebrate 4/20
Compact-Focused Kitchen Collections
Cuisinart Has Launched Its New Soho Collection
Cup-Integrated Plates
Pairingware Solves the Struggle of Eating and Drinking with One Hand
Practical Kitchen Cookware Sets
The Prep Set and Cutting Board Set by Caraway Simplifies Meal Prep
Cereal-Themed Novelty Socks
Lazy Oaf's Multipack Cereal Socks Feature Ironic Logos
Springy Safety-Focused Nutcrackers
The 'NutSmasher' Silicone Nutcracker Works with Any Nut
Upcycled Bathroom Essentials
MaisoNovo's Modern Products Promote a New Way of Living
Two-in-One Drinking Vessels
Bottlecup Combines an Insulated Water Bottle with a Coffee Cup
Reusable Produce Seals
Food Huggers Keep Sliced Vegetables and Open Containers Fresh for Longer
Bat-Shaped Wine Openers
OTOTO Boasts an Ultra Playful Two-in-One Wine and Beer Opener
Edible Savory Sprays
The Tofurky Gravy Spray is a Multitasking Fragrance
Flower-Filled Humidifiers
The 'Potpourri' Aromatherapy Humidifier by Yong Zhang is Eye-Catching
Cheeky Holiday Collections
Fruit of the Loom Introduces the Conversation Stoppers Collection
Stainless Steel Kitchen Gadgets
Caraway’s New Kitchen Gadgets Set Made With 100% Stainless Steel
Cartoon Anniversary Soap Bars
Dr. Squatch Drops the SpongeBob SquarePants 'Nautical Nonsense' Soap
Vibrant Food Storage Solutions
Caraway Launches the Summer Food Storage Collection
Monochromatic Cartoon-Inspired Kitchen Sets
The New Disney Kitchen Set has a Stealthy Design
Versatile Kitchen Multi-Tools
GripFlip Aims to Streamline the Cooking Process Through Design
Dexterity-Aiding Toothbrush Add-Ons
Landor & Fitch Designs the Accessories Handles
Low-Cost Country Star Housewares
The Dollar General Dolly Parton Collection Has Around 50 Items
Avocado-Shaped Vegetable Cutters
The Avo Multi-function Veggie Cutter is an Ergonomic Kitchen Tool
Retro Cartoon Makeup Collections
Rude Cosmetics x Olive Oyl Rebrands Retro Nostalgia
Stylish Cafe Brand Drinkware
The Tim Hortons Everyday Drinkware Collection is Durably Designs
Stylish Kitchen Gadget Lines
Microplane Has Introduced the Slick and Functional Savor Series
Summer-Ready Reusable Kitchen Towels
Cloud Paper's Swish Cloths are Adorable and Functional
Beverage Gear Product Expansions
Fellow Launches New Barware with Rocky + Ruby Tumblers
Soap-Dispensing Dish Wands
Scrub Daddy Releases the 'Wand Daddy Kit' Soap Dispensing Dish Wand
Old-Fashioned Cartoon Cereal Tins
This Mickey Mouse-Themed Collector’s Metal Tin is Collectible
Colorful Elevated Glassware Lines
Great Jones Launches Beyond Measure and Spout
Anime-Themed Coffee Carriers
The Donguri Kyowakoku Studio Ghibli Mug Tumblers Come in Four Styles
Garment-Inspired Drink Holders
Puffin Drinkware 'The Aloha' Comes in Two Hawaiian-Themed Styles
Size-Inclusive Towels
TOWEL is Replacing "One-Size-Fits-All" Towels with a More Inclusive Options
Brightly Colored Party Cups
The Hefty Party Cups Feature Embellished Conversation Starters
Bat-Inspired Kitchen Scissors
OTOTO Presents the New Elizabat Scissors for the Kitchen
Recycled Cardboard Toilet Papers
These Tesco Paper Products are for the Kitchen and Bathroom
Vibrantly Designed Tea Kettles
MacKenzie-Childs Debuts its Tea Kettle Collective
Book-Shaped Toolkits
The Hot Girl Toolkit by Mandy Supplies Women with Seven Must-Have Tools
Cut-Resistant Kitchen Sponges
The Rescue Forever Sponge Has an Antimicrobial Design
Artist-Designed Blenders
magic bullet's Artist-Designed Wraps Champion Creativity & Expression
Vampire-Inspired Kitchen Tools
OTOTO Boasts the Cheeky Gracula Garlic Crusher
Miniature Handheld Graters
Gensuke Kishi Designs the Colorful Irogami Grater for Tsuboe
Minimalist Pan-Cleaning Tools
The Smithey Scraper is Compact and Made of Bamboo
Eco-Friendly Sponge Cloths
Trader Joe's Reusable Sponge Cloths are an Alternative to Paper Towels
Biodegradable Face Towels
Ditoi Beauty's Disposable Face Towels are Hygienic and Eco-Friendly
Multi-Functional Pasta Spoons
OTOTO's Spoon Combines Functionality with Whimsical Design
Sculptural Artful Ultrasonic Cleaners
above studio Designs the Ultrasonic UV-C Light Cleaner
Dependable Rustic Camping Utensils
The Opinel Grilling Set Has a Multipurpose Form
Employee-Designed Milk Cartons
EveryDay Milk Shares Artwork by the Town and Country Markets Team
Custom Apron-Wearing Tumblers
Starbucks Japan Drops the My Custom Stainless Steel Bottle Barista
Authentic Tin Sake Cups
Metaphys Designs the New Set of Stackable Sake Kitchenware
Ultra-Stylish Bathroom Decor
Diptyque Debuts a New Bathroom Collection Called 'Beauty Accessories'
Mini Kitchen Vacuums
The Brigii MX30 Mini Vacuum Cleaner Keeps Kitchens Free from Crumbs
QSR Chicken-Themed Drinkware
The KFC x Corkcicle Collab Features Three Limited Edition Items
Eco-Friendly Kitchen Tools
OTOTO Cool Guy Fridge Deodorizer is Paired with the Mushroom Tool
Hourglass-Shaped Kitchen Containers
Vladimir Fer Designs the Grains of Time Storage Container
Portable Toothbrush sanitizers
Biu Biu Designs the Clea Toothbrush Sanitizer for Traveling
Cardboard-Inspired Ceramic Household Art
Jacques Monneraud Designs the Cardboard Collection
Opulent Floral Tea Collections
Brew To A Tea Launches a Series of Floral Tea Accessories
Witty Plushie Toys
Punchkins are 'Punny' Collectibles with 3D Details
Artful Coffee Table Concepts
Liza Chernova Designs the Vertushka Table with a Handle
Dishwashing Station Art Exhibitions
WE ARE ONA and Crosby Studios Presents the Dish Pit
Non-Alcoholic Bottle Pop-Ups
Dry Humor Unveils a New Non-Alcoholic Pop-Up Bottle Shop
Bar Cart Mascots
Tito's New Ad Series Features an Anthropomorphic Bar Cart with Mixology Skills
Kitschy Private Label Kitchenwares
These New LIDL Kitchenwares Come in Many Affordable Options
Film-Inspired Cookbooks
The A24 Cookbook 'Scrounging' Boasts Unglamorously Photographed Meals
Actress-Approved Kitchen Sponges
The Skura Style x Eva Mendes Collection Has Cuban Imagery
Time-Saving Cup Rinsers
The Brathird Glass Rinser Helps Users Clean Their Cups in an Efficient Way
April Fool's Lifestyle Collections
Nugget Introduced Its 'Most Trendiest - High Endiest' Line Yet
Public Bathroom Location Apps
The Bathroom App Helps People in Need of Relief
Unconventional Gardening Kits
The Freaky Veg Kit Grows Purple Carrots and Dark Opal Tomatoes
Patterned Cultural Crockery
Dishoom's New Crockery Collection Arrives with an Indian Chintz Design