North America certainly has a fascination with bacon things, and products that have come into fabrication can attest to that. There aren't very many other cuts of meat that are common to have placed on your head as a hat or lathered on your face to shave with.
There is no denying that bacon is incredibly decadent. Even vegans and vegetarians have a difficult time abstaining from the so called nectar of the meats. This delicious pork product has skyrocketed into the hearts and minds of people across the planet in recent years as a result of this and has become more than just a meat -- it has become a lifestyle. There's no better way to join that lifestyle then by filling your life with inedible bacon things.
31 Inedible Bacon Products

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Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World

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Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks

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Greasy Meat Outfits
The Bacon Costume Will Make any Halloween-Goer Drool
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Carnivorous Menswear Lines
The Meat Series by Yuko Sekine Features Deli-Inspired Tees
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Porky Fashion Accessories
The 'Meat-cessory' Collection Makes Being a Carnivore Fashionable
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Love-Protesting Pork Videos
Bacon's Survival Guide for a Single Valentine's Day
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Deceptive Breakfast Hand Cleansers
Start the Morning Perfectly with the Bacon and Eggs Soaps
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Unusual Bacon Culinary Innovations
Bizarre Repurposed Pork
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Breakfast-Inspired Head Pieces
The Bacon and Eggs Headband Looks Good Enough to Eat
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Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Breakfast-Inspired Scarves
This Bacon Scarf with a Fried Egg Brooch Looks Good Enough to Eat
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Greasy Breakfast Ornaments
Bacon Ornaments Can Help Fatten a Skinny Christmas Tree
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Delicious Bacon Scarves
The Fou Lard Scarf is a Meaty Way to Keep Warm
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Swine Strummers
The 'Bacon Love Blues' Guitar Tutorial is Not for Vegetarians
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Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Meaty Marbling Mantelpieces
Deck Your Halls with Food-Inspired Christmas Stockings
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Smokey Swine Soaps
ThinkGeek Bacon Soap Won't Make You Feel Greasy Post-Shower
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Savory Meat-Shaped Serviettes
The Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel is a Non-Greasy Strip
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Greasy Business Garments
The Bacon Tie Will Bring Saturated Fats Into Work
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Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Mouth-Watering Pork Toiletries
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream Will Make You Smell Irresistible
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Scrumptiously Savory Scarves
Nom Nom Sushi and Bacon Scarves Look Good Enough to Eat
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Pork-Loving Lights
The Love Me Some BACON LAMP is a Mouth-Watering Illuminator
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Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Porky Present Sheets
The Bacon Wrapping Paper is a Great Concealer
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Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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Bold Meaty Colognes
Sport a Tantalizing Carnivorous Odor with the Bacon Spray Freshener
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Adorable Oinker Cups
The Pig-Shaped Bacon Cup by Sara Lynch is Cute
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Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Grease-Ridden Formal Outfits
The Bacon Suit is Great for Breakfast Lovers Who Love to Joke Around
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Playful Bath Products
Lush x Shaun the Sheep Bring 'Baa-rilliant' Fun to Your Bath Time
Pancake-Inspired Fragrances
Hot Cakes by Snif Pairs with Body Mist "Toppings" for Layering
Food-Inspired Novelty Candles
House of Savage Candles Look and Smell Like Cake
Food Waste Sneakers
Hellmann's Canada Launched 1352: Refreshed Sneakers with Food Waste Items
Unsightly Oatmeal Campaigns
The Quaker 'Deliciously Ugly' Campaign Celebrates Oatmeal
Condiment-Inspired Skincare
Nando's Garlic & Pepper Sauce Inspired the Extra Creamy Face Cream
Mayo-Inspired Fragrances
Hellmann's Will Levis No. 8 is the World's First "Parfum De Mayonnaise"
Edible Wrapper Snack Bars
One Good Thing Bars Have a No-Waste Formulation
Cereal-Flavored Bacon Products
Hormel Has Created New Black Label Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon
Breakfast-Themed Gummy Candies
Trader Joe's Just Added Bacon & Eggs Shaped Sweet Gummy Candies
Provocative AR Campaigns
NotCo's 'Not So Happy Animals' Presents Food Logos in a New Light
Lickable Wrapping Paper
KFC's Holiday Wrapping Paper is Infused with a Festive Burger Flavor
Festive Meat-Made Holiday Houses
The Edible Architecture Charcuterie Chalet Kit is Savory
Meaty Mouth-Watering Perfumes
KFC Launches its Very Own Meaty Fragrance Called 'No. 11 Eau de BBQ'
Tofu-Inspired Fragrances
Pacifica Beauty's Baked Tofu Scent Brings Awareness to Mindful Choices
Edible Butter Candles
Papa Johns Created the Garlic Butter Candle for National Garlic Day
Fresh Vegetal Fragrances
O Boticário Dropped Four Vegetable-Based Scents Like Pea & Carrot
Pork-Filled Snack Bars
ROAM Foods Debuted a new Free-Range Premium Pork Bar for Snacking
Vegan-Friendly Seafood Products
Hooked Foods Has New Vegan Seafood Options Available
Seasoned Plant-Based Steak Bites
Impossible Steak Bites Add Meaty Taste and Texture to Any Meal
Cultivated Meat Commercialization Initiatives
Meatable & TruMeat Embrace Commercialization Efforts
Valentine's Beef Jerky Hearts
Manly Man Co.'s Meathearts are Laser-Etched with Playful Messages
Non-Dairy Ice Cream Novelties
Eclipse Bonbons are Decadent, Chef-Crafted Plant-Based Bites
Scented Fast Food Billboards
McDonald's Set Up a French Fry-Scented Billboard
QSR-Themed Minimal Holiday Sets
Chipotle Launches the Festive All I Want is Chipotle Set
Cannabis-Flavored Maple Syrups
WhistlePig Launched a 420-Inspired Barrel-Aged Maple Syrup
Texas Exclusive Bacon Burgers
The Jammin’ Bacon Hungr-Buster Burger is Only Available in Texas
Food-Based Body Bars
The Hygiene Bank & Goodwash Created The Edible Soap to Expose Hygiene Poverty
Savory Japanese Donuts
I'm Donut Shares Treats Like Sausage in a Blanket with Mustard & Parsley
Bacon-Packed Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Bacon & Cheese Crazy Puffs are Arriving Now
Pig-Themed Popcorn Snacks
Popcorn Kitchen's Peter Pigs Pairs Gourmet Popcorn and Candies
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Plant-Based Grilled Meats
Kraft Heinz Launches Plant-Based Hot Dogs and Sausages with NotCo
Vegan Food Branding Updates
Impossible Foods Gets a New Image by the Team at JKR
Edible Savory Sprays
The Tofurky Gravy Spray is a Multitasking Fragrance
Football-Inspired Kitchen Essentials
The NFL x Hedley & Bennett Collection Features Special Aprons
Korean-Style Canned Meats
SPAM Korean BBQ Flavored is Sweet and Spicy with Umami Flavors
Wintry QSR Capsules
Arby’s 2024 Holiday Merch Collection Includes Knit Pieces
Savory Bacon-Infused Shakes
The Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Shake is Nutty and Meaty
Philosophical Beauty Products Expansions
A.P.C. Drops a Skincare Range Inspired by a Special Quote
Sour Bacon-Flavored Candies
Sour Punch Bacon Bites are Sweet, Sour and Savory All at Once
Meat Snack Product Ranges
Vermont Smoke & Cure Debuts New Products at Expo West 2025
Pre-Seasoned Plant-Based Steaks
These New Beyond Steak Flavors Come in Two Varieties
Cheesy Potato Snack Pies
The McDonald's Cheese Bacon Potato Pie is Arriving in Japan
Plant-Based Whole-Cut Porks
Juicy Marbles Unveiled its 'Meaty Meat Pork-Ish' Revolutionary Cut
Pop-Up Plant-Based Food Stalls
This Impossible Foods Foodservice Concept is at XMarket in Chicago
Cocktail-Flavored Meat Snacks
The WhistlePig Maple Old Fashioned Meat Stick Has Notes of Whiskey
Plant-Based Ham Pop-Ups
Heura's "Phamacy" Presents a Healthier Alternative to Animal-Derived Meat
Vacuum-Sealed Meat Products
Iceland Foods Switched Packaging for Its Minced Meat Products
Collaborative Bacon Burger-Flavor Snacks
The Baconator Cheez-It is Set to Launch by End of Summer
Quirky Plant-Based Food Ads
Gosh! Food's Falafel Advertisement is Surprising
Plant-Based Meat Snack Sticks
Before the Butcher The Original Butcher Stick Has Sunflower Protein
Cheesy Artisan Meat Snacks
These New Country Archer Provisions Products Come in Two Options
Unique Bourbon Maturation Processes
WhistlePig Proudly Debuts Its Latest Innovation—Snout-To-Tail
Dishwashing Detergent Food Campaigns
Finish and TRUFF Debut a Game Day Recipe & a Cleanup Solution
Porky Plant-Based Chocolate Bars
The H!p Figs in Blankets Chocolate Bar Has No Dairy or Meat
Clean High-Protein Snack Lines
Stryve Foods Expands Portfolio with New Snack Options
Seasonal Freeze-Dried Treats
These New Sow Good Products Offer New Takes on Classics
Football Team-Inspired Nuggets
Tyson's Razorback Nuggets Celebrate the University of Arkansas
Steakhouse-Inspired QSR Burgers
The Burger King Steakhouse Bacon Whopper Elevates a Classic
Pork-Flavored Snack Chips
Made for Drink Mr Trotter's Pork Scratching Potato Crisps are Vegetarian
High-Quality Pork Product Lines
Tender Belly Embraces a Passion for Exceptional Taste and Quality
Band-Backed Non-Alcoholic Beers
Kittie and We Are PIGS Launch the New KittiePIG Non-Alcoholic Beer
Bacon-Topped Cinnamon Buns
Schlotzsky’s Bacon Bon Has a Sweet, Savory Flavor
Versatile Meat Alternatives
These Better Balance Meat Alternatives Come in Five Varieties
Free Bacon Sandwich Additions
Culver's is Giving Away Free Bacon Adds to Celebrate its New Bacon
Plant-Based Sausage Links
Beyond Meat Launches a Line of New Plant-Based Sausage Links
Seasonally Flavored Snack Products
Seabrook Seasons Eatings Snacks Come in Two Flavors
Savory Cinnamon Bacon Strips
Black Label Cinnamon Toast Bacon is Hand-Coated in Cinnadust
Ready-to-Eat Plant-Based Meat Snacks
These New THIS™ Products are Hitting UK Shelves Now
Flavored Vegan Crisps
Walkers Launches a Collection of New Vegan Crisps in Three Flavors
Savory Condiment Lip Glosses
Filipinta Beauty Makes Beauty Products Inspired by Pantry Staples
Premium Alt Proteins
Abbot's Makes Plant-Rich Proteins Like Ground "Beef" & Fajita Chick'n
Canadian Meat Aisle Products
Olymel Introduces New Canadian Pork and Chicken Products
Enticing Meat Snack Flavors
The Latest Archer Meat Sticks Come in Three New Options
Savory Bear-Shaped Potato Snacks
Pom-Bear Snacks Introduced New Flavors and Branding
Spicy Autumnal Burger Varieties
The Whataburger Bacon Blaze Jalapeño Double is Here for the Fall
Snackable Pork Meatballs
Meateors Shares Ready-to-Eat, Protein-Packed Meat Snacks
Emissions-Minded Food Campaigns
This Meatless Farm Campaign Boasts Reduced Emissions
Meaty Bakery Breakfast Sandwiches
The Panera Bacon Double Take is Packed with Meat and More
Smoked Cantaloupe Burgers
The Possible Burger is a Meatless Burger Made to Entice Gen Z
Animal-Like Fibre-Spun Meats
Project Eaden Proclaims to Have the Most Animal-Like Alt. Meats
Versatile Chub-Style Pork Products
Prairie Fresh Ground Pork Comes in Many Options
Steakhouse-Inspired Cheese Burgers
Whataburger Just Unveiled Its New Bacon Steakhouse Double
Time-Saving Pantry Staples
Derlea Brand Foods Debuts Diced Onion and Caramelized Onion
Crispy Bacon Smash Burgers
Smashburger is Adding a New Bacon Stack Smash Burger
Indulgent Lifestyle Products
Debauchery Lifestyle Releases Indulgent Essentials for Bold Living
Bacon-Horseradish Gins
Whitley Neill Smoky Bacon & Horseradish Gin is a Savory Gin Spirit
Non-Processed Meat Alternatives
Veg'chop is Packed with High-Protein Whole Foods & Plants
Cuisine-Themed Mustard Packaging
This Colman's Squeezy Bottle is Limited-Edition
Pork Roll Vodkas
3BR Distillery's 011 PEC On Everything Pays Homage to a New Jersey Sandwich
Herbaceous Garlicky Pork Products
The Hormel Black Label Garlic Rosemary Bacon is Limited-Edition
Frozen Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Trader Joe's Just Added New Uncured Bacon Wrapped Scallops
All-Day Cuisine Pie Products
These New Pukka Products are Suited for Enjoying Breakfast to Dinner
Meat-Free Deli Proteins
Quorn Launches the New Meat-Free Deli Products with Enhanced Flavors
Alternative Butter Ads
Lurpak's Crush Expectations Redefines Plant-Based as Edgy, Not Earthy
Footlong Meatless Appetizers
Aldi's 2024 Christmas Range Includes a Footlong Vegan Pig in Blanket
Premium Flavored Bacons
Daily’s® Premium Meats Unveils Two New Hot Honey and Spicy Maple Bacons
Grocer Appetizer Deliveries
The ALDI Pigs in Blankets Delivery Service is Holiday-Ready
Protein Sweet Pancakes
Bbang's Cinnamon Hotteok Brings Korean Street Food to the Freezer Aisle
Accessible Meat Packaging Designs
MeatCrafters Unveils New Sliced Charcuterie and Salami Packaging
Plant-Based Retailer Cafeteria Sausages
THIS Isn’t Pork Sausages are Arriving at IKEA In the UK
Vegan Korean BBQ Products
UNLIMEAT Launches its Korean BBQ Lineup at Sprouts Stores
Meaty Maple Diner Pancakes
IHOP Maple Bacon Pancakes are Available Through November 30
Southern Spice Pork Products
Prairie Fresh Signature Nashville Hot Pork Loin Filets are Flavorful
Plant-Based Pepperoni Slices
Plantaway is Adding New Plant-Based Pepperoni and Sausages
Versatile Plant-Based Meat Products
These New THIS Products are Arriving This Month in the UK
Flavor-Packed Sausage Ranges
Richmond Extra Tasty Sausages Follow Consumer Demand
Bacon-Packed Restaurant Menus
The New Buffalo Wild Wings Bacon Menu Has Three Options
Cotton Candy Bacon Beers
This Blonde Ale Offers a Tantalizing Trip Through Festive Flavor Profiles
Sweet Candied Bacon Burgers
Burger King's New Candied Bacon Whopper Has a Sweet Flavor Profile
Summertime Pork Pastry Snacks
The Ginsters BBQ Pulled Pork Slice is Limited-Edition
Ready-to-Eat Plant-Based Bacon
Squeaky Bean's Crispy Bacon-Style Strips Need No Prep Time
Meat-Free Prague Butcher Shops
The Bezmasna Plant-Based Butcher Shop is the First in Prague
Floral Meat-Made Gifts
The Manly Man Co. Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet is Here for Father's Day
Ranch Dressing-Flavored Bacons
Hormel Black Label Ranch Bacon Combines Two Iconic Ingredients
Ranch-Flavored Bacon Variants
HORMEL® Introduces the BLACK LABEL® Ranch Bacon Brand
Appetizer-Flavored Cheeses
Primula Pigs in Blankets is Arriving in the UK for the Holidays
Fully Cooked Organic Bacons
Applegate Released Pre-Cooked Antiobiotic-Free QSR Bacon
Beefy Butcher Bacon Products
Simon Howie Streaky Beef Bacon Offers an Alternative to Pork
Seasonal Halloween Lifestyle Products
Bath & Body Works is Debuting its Halloween Collection Early
Savory Meat-Free Pastry Snacks
The Wall’s Pastry Vegan Range Now Features Two New Options
Spicy Challenge Appetizers
The Ashfields Pigs in Blanket Roulette Keeps Taste Buds Guessing
Festive Extra-Meaty Appetizers
Richmond Extra Tasty Pigs in Blankets are Here for the Holidays
Spanish Cuisine Meat Snacks
The Peperami Tapas Range Features Chorizo and Salami
Versatile Vegan Ham Products
Rügenwalder Mühle Vegan Ham Spicker Type Meat Sausage is Smoky
Gourmet Salad-Inspired Burgers
Burger King UK Launches the Bacon Caesar Collection
Spicy Vegan-Friendly Schnitzels
The Vegetarian Butcher Pepperfect Chick’n is Arriving in Germany
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Smokey Mo’s Just Unveiled New Limited-Edition Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Regionally Inspired Plant-Based Foods
These New The Tofoo Co. Products Come in Tw Options
Hearty Bacon-Packed Burgers
Applebee's Launches the New Whole Lotta Bacon Burger
Smoky Uncured Pork Products
Godshall's Hickory Smoked Uncured Pork Bacon is Made in the US
Brioche Bun BBQ Burgers
Arby's is Introducing a New BBQ Bacon Burger
Regionally Flavored Meatless Foods
The Tofoo Co's Products are Perfect for Fans of Meatless Meals
Bacon-Topped Peanut Butter Burgers
The Peanut Butter Bacon SuperSonic Double Cheeseburger is Nutty
Convenient Ready-to-Eat Pork Products
These New Pork Farms Products Come in Four Varieties
Korean Plant-Based Proteins
UNLIMEAT's K-Vegan Products are Launched at The GIANT Company
Cruelty-Free Deodorants
Axe has Joined PETA's Beauty Without Bunnies List
Classic Recipe Plant-Based Meats
These New Me-at Products Come in Three Varieties
Value-Driven Bacon Burgers
Farmer Boys Just Added a New Bacon Big Cheese Box for a Limited Time