Put down that Rock Band toy and pick up a real man’s instrument. Wouldn’t you rather be ripping the solo from "Free Bird" in a trendy club in front of tons of hot chicks rather than in your parents’ basement in front of your cats?
To get you started on the path to rock god, I present 39 Awesome Axes, an array of righteous guitars that will be guaranteed to bring out your inner Jimmy Page.
39 Awesome Axes
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Bizarre Guitars
Custom Made Awesome Axes, From Carved to Steampunked
38
RKS Wave Guitar With Interchangeable Skins
37
Cocaine Guitar
$3.5M Instrument Can't Play a Lick
36
Exotic Guitars
Peter McGilton's Extreme Series
35
Touchscreen Guitar
Modified Guitar Hero 3 Also Has Magnetic Switch
34
Pornstar Guitars
Schecter Guitars Gone Naughty
33
"The Heroin Diaries" Guitar
Support Nikki Sixx's Charity
32
Rockin' Instrument Rentals
Guitar Affair Lets You Try it Out for Just One Night
31
Scorpion-Shaped Guitars
10 Artistic Axes
30
Shattered Tile Instruments
Crooked Moon Mosaics Makes 'Baby Sings the Blues' Guitar
29
Mutated Guitars
Axes with Multiple Necks
28
LED Laser Guitars
Ok Go Lit Up the Stage at 2009 Design Miami
27
Hello Kitty Guitars
Fender Signs a Deal With That Infamous Cat
26
Custom Charity Guitars
Artsy Gibsons for Brazilian Children's Awareness Project
25
String-Less Digital Guitars
The Linux Powered Misa Digital Guitar Rocks
24
Midpoint Between Guitar Hero and Guitar Lessons
The E-Z Chord Kit
23
Gibson Guitars Go Digital
The Gibson HD.6X-PRO
22
Indestructible Guitars
Eddie Van Halen's Fender EVH Wolfgang is Rockstar-Approved
21
Etched Axes
Moollon Guitars Boast Intricate Metallic Motifs
20
Next Gen Robotic Guitars
The Gibson Dark Fire Robot II
19
Freaky Doll Instruments
Mannequin Shaped Guitar
18
Instrument-Inspired Watercraft
The Guitar Boat
17
Design Your Own Guitar
Zoybar's Interactive Instruments
16
Supercar Guitars
The Limited Edition Ferrari Guitar by Blackbird
15
Guitars with Unlimited Sounds
The Moog Paul Vo Edition
14
One String Guitars
The Six String Sonics
13
Compact Guitars
The Folding Electric Nomad
12
Plastic Rockstar Guitars
Beatles Rock Band Guitars For Fans Old and Young
11
Real Guitars for Gamers
The Zivix "Z1" for Rockband & Guitar Hero
10
Rockstar Guitar Re-Releases
Gibson & Billy Gibbons Recreate '69 Les Paul Pearly Gates
9
Old-School Gamer Guitars
Six String NES Guitar Gets the Mario Song Permanently Stuck in Your Head
8
Travel-Friendly Musical Instruments
The Foldable Electric Guitar
7
Futuristic Bot Guitar
Gibson Robot
6
High Tech Silent Guitar
Strym Yamaha
5
Mutant Guitars- Pikasso
4
All-In-One Instruments
Ovation iDea Acoustic/Electric Guitar is a Recording Studio Too
3
Sasquatch Strumming
The Big Foot Guitar is Hairy and has Dirty Toenails
2
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
1
Folding Instrument For Traveling Musicians
The Backpack Electric Guitar
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