My inability to grow a beard makes me incredibly envious of all of these epic weird beards. Let's just say it'd take me a lifetime to grow facial hair tentacles.
I'm fine with my scruff, but I'd be better with one of these weird beards. I really want a bedazzled beard just like Brad Pitt. A boy can always dream.
Implications - There's something about funky facial hair that spells out instant cool. Whether you're willing to go all the way with your crumb duster or not, this list has something for you.
For those who like beards, but aren't willing to make a full commitment, something like bearded snow apparel or metal mustaches provide a nice temporary solution. But for the hardcore facial hair enthusiasts, things like beard cages will surely float your boat.
21 Weird Beards
21
Bearded Underwear
Sex Bomb by Le Slip et Le Caleçon
20
Icelandic Hairy Hats
The Bearded Cap
19
Facial Hair Tentacles
Beards and Mustaches Abound in the Beardfolio by Matt Rainwaters
18
Winning Whiskers
David Traver Wins 2009 World Beard Championship (UPDATE)
17
Bedazzled Facial Hair
Brad Pitt Beaded Beard is a Sight to Behold
16
Beard Cages
The National Beard and Mustache Championships in Tacoma Have Hairy Results
15
Face Chains
Designers Create Necklaces for Heads
14
Bearded Snow Apparel
Beard Head Hats Give Snowboarders the Lumberjack Look
13
Anti-Manscaping Competitions
Awaiting the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships (UPDATE)
12
Wild Facial Hair Portraits
Matthew Rainwaters Captures Beards and their Owners in Alaska
11
Beard Typography
Kyle Bean Puts Odd Gingers in Top Hats With Word-Sculpted Facial Hair
10
Faux Facial Hair Fashion
Mustache Balaclavas Give American Apparel A Hairy Twist
9
Facial Hair Purses
'Beard Bags' Are Weird, Wearable Wallets
8
Handmade Beards
Unisex Accessories Inspired by Facial Hair
7
Metal Mustaches
Tom Selleck-Worthy Whiskers for Clean-Shaven Faces
6
Gratuitous Beard Blogs
The Beards and Bellies Blog Adds Beards to Cartoons
5
DIY Virtual Moustaches
Schick Adds Mo's to Your Photos
4
Beard Fonts
Typography That is Not Always Readable, But Definitely Unusual
3
Credit Crunch Grooming
Cash-Strapped Men Bring Beards Back With a Vengeance
2
Hairy Hankys
The Moustache Handkerchief Has Four Different Styles
1
Social Networking Facial Hair
The Twitter Beard is More Fun than Posting What You Just Ate
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