68 Hideous Hats
Head Scratching Headgear, from Mad Hatter Couture to Eyelid Hats:
Ryan Hinkson — Jun 9, 2010 — Fashion
Now there is the right way to rock a hat (see my avatar), and there is also the wrong way to wear a hat (see this cluster of hideous hats). I don’t care if I’m going bald or it’s minus 9,000 degrees outside. Not one of the hats featured in this cluster will ever touch my head. Some are wild accessories in haute couture shows. Others, like the Bearded Beanies, are just hilarious. These hideous hats don’t exemplify cool like Sinatra’s fedora or Jay-Z’s Yankee fitted cap but just the same, you won’t forget them. From Mad Hatter couture to eyelid hats, this is a cluster you'll enjoy!

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Animal Hair Hats
Nagi Noda Creations

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Big Brimmed Hats
Kentucky Derby Fashion

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Mini Mad Hatter Hats
Luke Copping's 'Chapeau' in Auxiliary Magazine
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Teeny Top Hats
How to Rock a Modern-Day Circus Ringmaster Look Right
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Haute Couture Headitorials
Fancy Hats in 'Moderne Magpie' for Vogue Germany
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Coordinated Umbrella Hats
100% Fashion Editorial for W Magazine Shows Best of Fall 2009
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Icelandic Hairy Hats
The Bearded Cap
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Eyehole Hats
The Fat Albert ‘Dumb Donald Hat' Makes An Haute Comeback
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Punk Hats
Knit-Head Provides a Temporary Mohawk for Borderline Badasses
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Haute Umbrella Hats
Alexander McQueen's Hands-Free Rain Gear
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Facial Hair Hats
The Beard Beanie is the Weirdest Way to Keep Your Face Warm
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Alice in Wonderland Hats
Fitted Caps Approved by Cheshire Cat
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Spiked Cloche Hats
Avant-Garde Headwear in Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva's 'Dusty Butterflies'
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Oversized Derby Hats
Chic Brimmed Kentucky Derby Hats and Headdresses
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Outlandish Hats
Vogue Russia Brings Out the Peculiar Headgear
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Lace-Up Top Hats
GypsyLadyHats Blends Victorian Steampunk and the Mad Hatter
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‘Star Wars' Crocheted Wigs
Knitted Princess Leia Hats Fake the Giant Two-Bun Look
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Outrageous Headwear
Magnificent Sculptural Millinery by Noel Stewart
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Cubed Cranium Couture
House of Architects Millinery Create Wild Folded Hats
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Feline Fedoras
Cats in Hats Photos Shows Irritated Kitties
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Mad Hatter Couture
Isabel Mastache Turns Heads By Turning Heads Into Spectacles
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Origami Bird Hats
Suzaan Heyns Creates Edgy Designs for Spring/Summer 2010
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Rainbow Bright Headgear
The Philip Treacy 2010 Occasion Collection is Colorfully Dramatic
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Super High Hats
Karmen Pedaru Rocks Giant Headdresses for Vogue China
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Peculiar Headgear
Elaborate Hats Abound in Tush Magazine
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Purse Hats
Isaac Mizrahi Tranforms Toques From Hats to Purses And Back Again
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Wedding Caps
Fiona Bennett Hats
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Carcass Couture Headpieces
James Robert Faulkner Crafts Roadkill Hats
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Sculptural Headwear
Outrageous Fascinators and Hats for Fashion Mavens with Moxie
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Whimsical Fruit Hats
Boston Beanie Knits Mouthwatering Hats From Organic Cotton
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Pirate Hat Fashion
Chanel 2010 Cruise Collection Features Three-Cornered Hats
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Giant Bell-Shaped Hats
'In a Theatre' by Dominik Smialowski & Marcin Szpak Rocks Ruffled Retro Cou
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Hats for the Self-Assured
Extravagant Headwear from Tour de Force
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Futuristic Hat Frenzy
Brian Lichtenberg's Show at Box Eight
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Fashionable Plastic Visors
US Elle March 2010 Rocks Retro Hats for Summer
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Giant Feathery Dome Hats
Avant Garde Headwear and Statement Haberdashery
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Breakfast Hats
Rogue Artist Dan Lacey's Peculiar Pancake Portraits
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Mod Cocktail Hats
Urban Outfitters Offers a Way Back Playback Fashion Accessory
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Lobster Headgear
Eccentric, Fishy and Avant-Garde Millinery Creations
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Plastic Container Headwear
London College of Fashion's Kitchen-Inspired Hats are Gagafied
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Haute Umbrella Hats
Self Service Summer 2010 Shows Off Futuristic Headwear
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Ruffled Cone Hats
Baum und Pferdgarten SS 2009
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Birds Nest Hats
These Extravagant Etsy Designs Aren't for the Birds
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Pillbox Hats
Tiny Teen Headwear
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Cupcake Fascinators
Tiffy Tart Party Hats Make You Look like Strawberry Shortcake
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Giant Bow Hats
Aretha Franklin's Surprising Headwear at Obama's Inauguration
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Fashionable Harp Headgear
Jan Masny Captures Models with Odd Hats
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Cone-Head Couture
The Givenchy Spring 2010 Collection Features Dunce Hats
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Braided Hats
Kanch Panjabi's ‘Untitled Stories' Uses Hair in Place of Hats
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Huetastic Headwear
Nikki Giling Hats are a Rainbow on Your Head
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Hats Made from Vintage Coats
Recycled Textiles for Winter by ‘Lao Hats'
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Rapunzel Hats
Faux Braided Hair Turbans by Denise Julia Reyton
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Solar-Powered Fan Hats
The Uncool Baseball Cap That Keeps You Cool
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Unfashionable Festivity
Christmas Tree Hats
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Edible Hats
The Homemade Nacho Hat Even Has a Built-In Dish For Salsa
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Pillow Books and Pillow Hats
The Pillow Collection
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Candy Hats
Will Cotton's Delicious Chapeaus Make for Scrumptious Accessories
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Frilly Male Headdresses
Chris Dela Cruz Shoots a Hat Heavy Editorial for Mode XY
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Retail Bags as Hats
Maximus Chatsky Disguises Models' Expressions Yet Exposes Beauty
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Repurposed Hats
Hats Designed with Found and Altered Objects
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Head-Eating Caps
Low Budget Knit Shark Attack Hat for Aggression-Loving Kids
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Music Hats
iLogic Sound Hat
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Hair-Raising Headwear
The 'Taiknam Hat' Rises in Response to Electrosmog
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Huge Head-Obscuring Caps
The Largest New Era Hat Ever at Mishka
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Heart Hats
Designer Lara Vincent Creates Eccentric, Feminine Headdresses
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Hilarious Massage Hats
The uCrown 2 is Definitely a Head Scratcher
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