Talking Toilet Paper

"Hey Charlie, a little fiber wouldn't kill you." Imagine that this talking voice comes out of nowhere while you're answering nature's call! You would surely be shocked. Besides this talking toilet paper holder being fun, it could become somewhat of an educational experience if you recorded your own voice messages that would play as the toilet paper is being unrolled. You could have messages such as:

“Don't forget to wash your hands!”
“Please remain seated during the performance.”
“This is a bathroom not a library!”
“Whoa! Somebody light a match: quick!”
“We can hear you all the way in the kitchen!”