The 'Death Before Decaf' Tank Has an All or Nothing Attitude
Vasiliki Marapas — May 29, 2014 — Fashion
References: pyknic & shop.nylonmag
True caffeine addicts will appreciate the devotion of the 'Death Before Decaf' tank by Pyknic.
Some people just don't understand how crucial caffeine is to being a high-functioning human being -- or just a functioning human being, for that matter. Those same people probably won't understand your frustration when someone tells you there's only decaf left in the office ("but it tastes the same!"). To true java worshipers, drinking decaf is a betrayal worse than any other. They would rather surrender their own lives than succumb to the atrocity of sipping on a caffeine-free impostor.
If you, too, would rather cease to live than accept a decaffeinated drink, then this stubborn shirt is just right for you. All hail the coffee bean!
Some people just don't understand how crucial caffeine is to being a high-functioning human being -- or just a functioning human being, for that matter. Those same people probably won't understand your frustration when someone tells you there's only decaf left in the office ("but it tastes the same!"). To true java worshipers, drinking decaf is a betrayal worse than any other. They would rather surrender their own lives than succumb to the atrocity of sipping on a caffeine-free impostor.
If you, too, would rather cease to live than accept a decaffeinated drink, then this stubborn shirt is just right for you. All hail the coffee bean!
Trend Themes
1. Caffeine Addiction - The trend of caffeine addiction is growing due to the high demand for productivity.
2. Coffee Culture Fashion - Fashion incorporating coffee and coffee culture is becoming a trend among enthusiasts.
3. Anti-decaf Movement - An anti-decaf movement is emerging as more people refuse to accept decaffeinated beverages.
Industry Implications
1. Coffee Industry - Opportunities for innovative packaging and branding for coffee aimed at enthusiasts can arise.
2. Fashion Industry - The trend in fashion incorporating coffee culture can be capitalized on by coffee product companies.
3. Health and Wellness Industry - A possible rise in consumer demand for healthier options for sugar and cream in coffee may emerge as more people become addicted to coffee.
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