Facial Hair On Acid to Inspire the Unshaven
TrendHead — January 22, 2009 — Pop Culture
References: msnmand.dk
These bizarre beard and facial hair fetishes raise an inevitable question: Why? Why grow your sideburns into these hideously ridiculous shapes? Is there nothing else for you to do, or is this a case of excessive doses of acid over the years? If you have the urge to grow, why not grow a nice herb garden, or grow your own tulips?
Nevertheless, these images are too funny in all their glorious weirdness. Every single sideburn is so bizarre, one could write an entire novel dedicated to the impossibility of its existence.
Take the first guy. Where do you begin? It must be impossible to enter through normal-sized door frames. And he is wearing a white apron, just like a butcher. Imagine if you came down to your local butcher’s shop and he had grown his beard out like this. No. It just wouldn’t make me buy his lamb chops. And what about the guy who has grown his beards to look like a tarantula? Eiyks. He gives me the creeps.
The last guy in the gallery should just be stopped, before the madness spreads. Or is he competing with the statue of Liberty?
Nevertheless, these images are too funny in all their glorious weirdness. Every single sideburn is so bizarre, one could write an entire novel dedicated to the impossibility of its existence.
Take the first guy. Where do you begin? It must be impossible to enter through normal-sized door frames. And he is wearing a white apron, just like a butcher. Imagine if you came down to your local butcher’s shop and he had grown his beard out like this. No. It just wouldn’t make me buy his lamb chops. And what about the guy who has grown his beards to look like a tarantula? Eiyks. He gives me the creeps.
The last guy in the gallery should just be stopped, before the madness spreads. Or is he competing with the statue of Liberty?
Trend Themes
1. Bizarre Facial Hair Fetish - Opportunity for companies to create unique and unconventional grooming products for individuals with outlandish beard and sideburn styles.
2. Novelty Beard and Sideburn Trends - Potential for entrepreneurs to capitalize on the popularity of unique facial hair styles by offering specialized grooming services and accessories.
3. Weirdness as a Fashion Statement - Disruptive innovation opportunity for fashion brands to incorporate bizarre facial hair styles into their designs and marketing campaigns.
Industry Implications
1. Grooming Products - Development of unconventional grooming products catering to individuals with eccentric facial hair preferences.
2. Grooming Services - Establishment of specialized grooming services that focus on creating and maintaining unique facial hair styles.
3. Fashion and Apparel - Integration of weird and unconventional facial hair styles into fashion designs and marketing strategies.
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