Don't Be Shy About Your Fondness for Vino with this Funny Alcohol Apron
Vasiliki Marapas — October 10, 2013 — Lifestyle
References: fancy
If you enjoy cooking with – and drinking - alcohol, this funny, defensive alcohol apron might be for you. This 100% cotton apron reads “Alcohol Won’t Solve Your Problems, But Neither Will Water or Milk.” The U of the “but” and the I of the “will” are fashioned out of a wine glass sketch for added effect.
If you feel like you’re constantly defending your drinking habits to your friends, let them know that alcohol isn’t a fix for your troubles, but an indulgence for you. You already know that drinking a whole bottle of wine probably wont solve your student loan debt or heal a broken heart – but it sure can make you feel better about both.
So sit back and enjoy a glass of wine (or five) as you prepare your next meal; and if you’re friends have anything to say about it, simply point to your apron.
If you feel like you’re constantly defending your drinking habits to your friends, let them know that alcohol isn’t a fix for your troubles, but an indulgence for you. You already know that drinking a whole bottle of wine probably wont solve your student loan debt or heal a broken heart – but it sure can make you feel better about both.
So sit back and enjoy a glass of wine (or five) as you prepare your next meal; and if you’re friends have anything to say about it, simply point to your apron.
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