From Badass Defense Blades to Apocalyptic How-Tos
Regan Canie — December 31, 2011 — Pop Culture
The new year is almost here, and if there happens to be any truth behind those little apocalyptic predictions the Mayans were talking about, these zombie survival solutions may just come in handy.
It's amazing how many products have been drawn up, produced, and have sold in mass quantities for an undead attack that has only been portrayed in far-fetched movies thus far. Undead linguistic how-tos will give you an advantage in communicating with the creepy creatures, or try a badass pump-action shotguns if you're more of the trigger-happy zombie-hunting type.
If you actually believe there is a potential maelstrom of monsters coming our way, look into getting something from the zombie survival solutions selection. I may actually pick up a 'Louisville Decapitron' now, just in case cynicism makes me more of a target.
It's amazing how many products have been drawn up, produced, and have sold in mass quantities for an undead attack that has only been portrayed in far-fetched movies thus far. Undead linguistic how-tos will give you an advantage in communicating with the creepy creatures, or try a badass pump-action shotguns if you're more of the trigger-happy zombie-hunting type.
If you actually believe there is a potential maelstrom of monsters coming our way, look into getting something from the zombie survival solutions selection. I may actually pick up a 'Louisville Decapitron' now, just in case cynicism makes me more of a target.
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