Vegetarian or not, turkey is a big part of a traditional Christmas meal for a lot of people. I was vegetarian for 15 years and am considering becoming so again, but I would still want a bit of good old Christmas roast in some form or another so I decided to have a hunt for meat-free ways to enjoy turkey.
You could get a tattoo or a costume. You could knit a turkey hat rather than eat it, anger your dog by dressing it up, give your turkey a suntan, indulge your inner artist and treat it as a work of art, make your baby suffer humiliation with the best costume ever, and you can use it as part of your burlesque routine!
If none of these ring your bell, then don’t fret, as you can always indulge in your turkey via a giant statue.
Inedible Turkeys
Vegetarian Ways to Enjoy a Christmas Roast
Trend Themes
1. Vegetarian Christmas Roasts - There is a potential for companies to innovate new vegetarian options for traditional holiday meals.
2. Humorous Alternatives to Consuming Turkey - There is an opportunity for businesses to create humorous turkey-themed products that appeal to those who do not consume meat during the holiday season.
3. Non-food Turkey Decorations - There is an opportunity for businesses to create turkey-themed decorations that can be used during the holiday season.
Industry Implications
1. Food and Beverage - The food and beverage industry can create innovative vegetarian alternatives for traditional holiday meals.
2. Retail - Retailers can market humorous turkey-themed products during the holiday season.
3. Home Decor - The home decor industry can create turkey-themed decorations for the holiday season.