It’s one thing to fire someone because they deserve it; it’s another if the recession is making you do it. Here’s something to help executives get through the tough process: the Neiman Marcus Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. It’s a gun, but a safe one, and it provides some comic relief to the ugly firing process.
The Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster can be loaded with marshmallows and shoots by pump-action to about 40 feet, according to ChipChick.com. For $55 USD, it also comes with a briefcase so you can stay incognito until your victim finds themselves in a white, sticky mess (visualize at your own risk).
Candy-Shooting Rifles
Fire at Subordinates With the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster
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