The Pee-Wee Purity Ring is For Playhouse Prudes
Michael Hines — February 5, 2010 — Fashion
References: peeweesstore
The best and only way to stay a virgin in these hard times is with the Pee-Wee purity ring. That’s right folks, a Pee-Wee Herman purity ring.
What better way to control raging hormones than by thinking of Pee-Wee? That image is sure to kill any tent before it’s pitched. The Pee-Wee purity ring is actually for sale and is available at the link below. If you want to know more about this sex-stopping ring, read below. You nerdy, nerdy, virgin.
What better way to control raging hormones than by thinking of Pee-Wee? That image is sure to kill any tent before it’s pitched. The Pee-Wee purity ring is actually for sale and is available at the link below. If you want to know more about this sex-stopping ring, read below. You nerdy, nerdy, virgin.
Trend Themes
1. Abstinence Jewelry - A trend in creating jewelry that promotes abstinence as a means of staying virgin during challenging times.
2. Purity Rings - A trend in designing rings that symbolize purity and abstinence as a way to control sexual desires.
3. Character-themed Jewelry - A trend in creating jewelry inspired by popular characters or figures, such as the Pee-Wee Herman purity ring.
Industry Implications
1. Jewelry - The jewelry industry can capitalize on the trend by creating a range of abstinence-focused designs, including character-themed purity rings.
2. Sex Education - The sex education industry can utilize the trend by incorporating abstinence-themed jewelry as teaching tools to promote safe and responsible sexual behavior.
3. Entertainment Merchandise - The entertainment merchandise industry can tap into the trend by creating character-themed jewelry that appeals to fans and collectors, like the Pee-Wee purity ring.
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