Glamorization of Video Game Characters

This is a bit creepy as people must have put a lot of thought into the top 25 hottest female fighters in video game land. Objectively I have cut it down to ten for your enjoyment - and yes boys also your pleasure. At least we can enjoy it without being sad enough to compile the list and work out the vital stats in the first place. I have also tried to ‘ungeek’ it a bit - not an easy task.

Mai Shiranui - King of Fighers

She is basically gaming porn lets face it and what else could we expect from the “original innovator of gaming’s jiggle physics”. Games geeks claim one-tenth of the Internet is devoted to fan art of Mai’s breast and butt cleavage.

I-No - Guilty Gear

Well if you love pirate wenches she is your girl and also “carries a Duesenburg, curses up a storm, sports a sexy little beauty mark, and is modeled after Japanese hottie Ringo Shiina.”

Sarah Bryant - Virtual Fighter

This latex glad blond is very popular in Virtual Fighter and I don’t think for her kick combos do you?..

Christie Monteiro - Tekken

Her outfits are remarkable and the reason many a man plays Tekken for a bit of light relief

Felicia - Darkstalkers

They say “Felicia is possibly the only furry that we’d want to bone.” I say she is still half cat, its wrong, walk away from the 50% animal porn. It is a whole world of pain.

Vanessa Lewis - Virtual Fighter

Unquestionably she will kick your ass.

Anna Williams - Tekken

Bad outfit. Great cleavage.

Baiken - Guilty Gear

Reminds me of Britain’s Missing Top Model - hot despite missing an arm. Very pink but not in a playboy bunny kind of way.

Black Orchid - Killer Instinct

Very Ninja Turtle but in a good way. Orchid’s has the best no mercy move ever - unzipping her top and flashing her opponent.

Angel - King of Fighters

Blatantly just porn for gamers. Her character famous for the quote: “Do I make you hard?”